You mean you didn’t just leave cryptic song lyrics hoping the guy you liked would sign in and read them and figure out what you’re thinking? Was that just me?

The baby talking is adorable, but honestly I’ve watched this panda gif like 5 times in a row and I am mesmerized.

“When the space aliens send their little green men over, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending Spock. They’re not sending Yoda. They’re sending space aliens that have a lot of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing abductions. They’re bringing anal probes. They’re…

Meanwhile, THR reports a number of publicists have said they will not have their clients not work with him.

Honestly a pretty good apology, especially if you give him the Republican family values politician handicap. BUT - I kept thinking of this, and snickering:

“They were like part of the family...”

And the Times’ Jonathan Martin says Ryan had to get back on the phone to placate angry Trump fans:

Trumplestiltskin

OMG. That’s what’s behind the hair. He’s growing it so he can let it down out of a window and someone can climb up it.

Trump is locked inside his Trump tower, it’s a freaking fairytale.

I know this isn’t how FOIA works but it should be.

Not literally every single one, but it’s very common.

Cara and Annie Clark (St. Vincent) are over and NOW Annie has been seen with Kristen Stewart! dun dun dunnnn

Wow I TOTALLY forgot about that, but yes she was (and Fred Armisen, puke, was dating Taylor’s costar Natasha Lyonne, aka my straight Caucasian wife)! I was thinking she was still w/ St. Vincent but she’s with Cara Delvigne (right?). 

Yet the targets of my cruelty were the contributor’s anti-sex religion and Jezebel itself, which has been publishing too much bad writing.

This is the kind of thing I was curious about! thanks for sharing. So, more TMI questions: do you orgasm with an external vibe first? I find having an orgasm before any penetration is key to enjoying myself during (whether solo or with a partner).

Or weed and oral? Oral sex is crucial to enjoyable sex. For some people. It might be easier to relax and re-teach your brain that sex is fun if you take penetration out of the equation? Like, just practice oral with your husband until you find yourself enjoying it and having an orgasm.

My takeaway: if I want a tighter vagina, I need to go to church.