I see this pic of her everywhere for one of those You Might Also Like links at the bottom of pages that leads to some suspicious site, using a headline like “What Donald Trump Doesn’t Want You To Know About His Other Daughter!”
EVERYWHERE.

I summon the Jezzie who is the reason I will never eat pumpkin seeds again.

yas cheese

it’s the 2016 version of the here there be dragons warning on the edge of a map.

God forbid a man gets skunked on policy by somebody wearing earrings!! The SHAME!!!!!

I am grateful to be living in a time where most readers of this post would need to google what MCP means (but old enough to know off the cuff that it is short for Male Chauvinist Pig).

Yep, good thing the last seven years hasn’t taken a toll on you and me!

One last thing they can blame on Obama before sweet, sweet oblivion.

THEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST!

My father walked in on me masturbating, luckily for me he is now dead so no one but I now know it ever happened.

okay but was he cute

’80s.

Correct Way to Wash:

1. Hair, as needed. Mine is thin and prone to oiliness, so daily.
1a. Conditioner and other treatments, if necessary
2. Face, with a washcloth & face soap
2a. Face mask, if necessary
3. Pits, crotch, underboob, assorted cracks and folds, with soap and hand
3a. (any actively dirty spots, such as paint,…

Oh, hell yes!

Monsanto?

I rank Titanic higher solely because of this scene (aka the funniest shiggidy in cinematic history):

I don’t think it could be Spielberg because Corey Feldman has said very nice things about him.

Charlie Sheen is the name that has repeatedly come up over the years in reference to this.

Or she could say “I had blood coming out of my wherever,” then wink.

I would love her to just say she needed her vagina looked at. And then say the word vagina as many times as possible Then ask him about his penis and ask for all documentation he has on it. I mean, seriously, could this be anymore childish?!