That’s probably true for most people calling themselves “daddy” on the internet

Diane Kruger purchased the rights to her story.

My ‘90s version was to go as a harem girl. I don’t think I even knew what that was, still don’t know why my parents let me do it.

The Southern accent is supposed to be more like how the English used to speak? Or something like that?

Huh, I’m 30ish, my mom kept her maiden name, and it was never once a problem for schools or anything official, not even in the ‘80s. However, she does have a great last name, and when I was little I was sometimes jealous it wasn’t mine, too :p

Never heard of a Himalayan salt lamp but it appears to be beautiful and magical and I just necessarily bought one

I’ve cried several times after sex, but in each case it was because of the emotional release of the orgasm - something I was bottling up that came (heh) out

It’s the new binders full of women!

:( I was really loving it on my face. Guess I won’t be buying a bottle .

My blush got destroyed, too. It was coating everything in the box! I’m getting a truffle serum as a replacement, but I’m going to try Brandi’s trick to save the blush, too.

Huh I didn’t know we were calling Yul Brynner a white person now.

I noticed in my Twitter feed today that every single negative assessment of his show was from a white person. Come on, fam

Thank you will try!

I have long, straight lashes that look amazing when I use an eyelash curler. But as soon as I put mascara on, the curl disappears. I’ve started using the Manna Kadar eyelash primer which only helps a little. Everyone raved about the Better Than Sex mascara but it’s the probably the worst offender I’ve tried, I think…

Cosigned on the black obi belt. I have a kind of quilted one that was my mom’s in the ‘80s that can make an outfit next level

This is decidedly not 1738

I went to college with Matt, and apparently, you, too! I worked with him on some stuff then and he was always really nice.

I got the pink SPAritual polish, too, and there was polish leaking down the side of the bottle! I threw it right in the garbage.

Brandi, did you use the eyelash primer the night before or just right before you put on mascara? It appears you can do either, so curious which way worked for you.

That happened to me at 13 with a Marine. I was more weirded out than scared, until I was older looking back on it!