I’m kind of shocked how many people are saying they love Ryan Reynolds. I’ve seen so many blind items saying he’s a angry control freak towards Blake Lively and obviously it might not be true but I can’t unsee with him

Absolutely love these books and really can’t wait to read this one. It’s the best depiction of female friendship I’ve ever read. Don’t let the covers put you off, it’s beautiful literary fiction.

Why can’t you turn down the volume on embedded sound cloud links? With my headphones down to the lowest volume it’s still so loud /end grandma rant

It’s a personal mission of mine to turn “girl” into the new “guy” i.e. a gender neutral way of addressing everybody

Nah I was just thinking more of the animal-owned salon I want to start going to

Maggots in wounds, fish doing pedicures, and now the blessed raccoons come to fix my tragic eyebrows

I have crazy eyes, too - I can’t really control it - and people feel the need to comment on it all the damn time it drives me..crazy…eyed

Well, I guess me and my ulcers will prepare for our early death

I think he finds women in desexualized clothing more appealing

That’s how I feel about Polansky and his films

Try Made in Heights, Marian Hill, James Blake or Blood Orange

Add a braid and you’re a Russian school girl. Kidding aside, I guess butch up the rest of the outfit and you’re good

I was so disappointed to not get the Cargo blush in my glossy box (on the surveys I’m always asking for blush and have never got one). I got 1 face mask instead, seems like kind of a rip off.

I mean, in 2005 MTV barely aired videos anymore. That was more on MTV2

I’m wearing horseshoe crab blood

Wasn’t it from an old storage locker of hers that she had stopped paying for?

I don’t follow any celebrities on instagram but a couple of my favorite meme aggregators started doing native advertising and it made me unfollow bitterly

I just tried the seven layer dip tortilla Combos and they are SO GOOD

I also would like to know this. Not allowed to look the mannequins in the eye? Are you only allowed to enter the store if you’re wearing Uniqlo? Is there a test at the cash register to see if you know how to pronounce Uniqlo (I say unique-lo but I’ve heard people say eunuch-lo)?

This is some good millihelen