He looked like a guy I used to date (who I have said looks like Jon Stewart) and I was a liiiiitttle creeped out until I realized, thank God, it wasn't him.

It's a Southern thing, so it's not like you're missing anything on the shelf. I live in Cincinnati which is close enough to the South that you can buy it here.

That stuff is so good, too, but my husband is of The South and wants less mustard in his mayo.

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One word: Duke's. Turned this Hellman's loyalist heart. And it's almost as real as homemade, which is the best (but sometimes I just don't want to make it).

Urinary tract infections in space are more common in women and have been successfully treated with antibiotics.

Right! "Sorry, we are booked that day! Here's another photographer who might not be."

You do you. Small and humble is good, too. My mom was upset that we were getting married without her (well, not that upset: "I don't have to pay anything? Okay. You do whatever.") so when we signed the marriage license before we left, we had dinner at a favorite restaurant with her.

His stuff is super comfortable and I've reworn it twice since I got married, which makes it (per use) even cheaper!

I LOVE that dress. And buying off the rack.

First wedding: $1400 gown (in 2004), expensive wedding, divorce 3 years later. The wedding crap was AWFUL (and this didn't include dealing with both my mother and my future MIL)— just the dress logistics (stuffing this size 12 butt into size 8 dresses was no fun), food logistics, I got pretty much no cake...

I figured that Mahwah was evil.

Why is it then on 17 through New Jersey, on the way to Mahwah/Upper Saddle River, I see, like 3 Olive Gardens? The first time I drove in there for work (I'm from the Midwest, for the record), I was astounded at the number of Olive Gardens because of New Jersey's reputation for pizza and pasta and all things Italian.

But it's George Clooney. Even his crummy is pretty photogenic.

Candy corns in pumpkin shapes are vastly superior. I don't know why.

Exactly why I ordered mine. Figured for $20, it's worth it even if the only thing I can get is prime video.

I'll bet he tips his fedora while stroking his neckbeard.

My Frenchie goes 3x a day (on a good day) and has a bladder of steel. Even better than my black lab. Crate training is definitely key.

have you had Liege-style waffles? They are a revelation and very much not plain Belgian waffles, which are sort of meh.

I doubt he spends a lot of time quiet or contemplative or thinking, period.