That is my goal. He’s across the parking lot now but I want to have a little door so our Frenchies can bop in between. ;) 

My partner lives across the parking lot from me. It’s convenient: he comes over for dinner several times a week, stays over twice a week, and goes home the other nights so I have my solo time.  I also live in the Midwest, where it’s much cheaper to live than, say, the coasts, which makes it doable.  

And sometimes they’ll TAKE THE WHOLE TUBE instead of, you know, using methotrexate because they don’t want to directly cause an abortion.  We are in the 100% worst timeline. 

The Valentino Rockstuds were something I coveted like six years ago. Didn’t buy them. This makes me glad. 

Eleven minutes?  I’m flabbergasted. 

I have a 9 month Frenchie sitting with me right now. They are usually small enough to be in a carrier under the seat. Why the adult in charge didn’t fly with the dog is beyond me. 

I know Delta, which is a partner of KLM, prohibits any bracy dog or cat in the cargo holds. 

Who knew Tinder would be the real MVP, like, ever?

I’m in Cincinnati. My city is blue, the county...   no. Can you annex us? 

Here too! And super thrilled to admit I was way, way wrong. 

As a white blonde woman I volunteer as tribute. 

And sometimes you just don’t want to be sexy.

Black matte lame leggings (two pairs as backup) and some circle scarves, which are the BEST for chilly offices as you can turn them into a wrap.

Smaller in my case too! I love me a v-neck.

Dan Savage has been talking this up for years: always fuck first.

I am never telling my husband that this exists.

Either he’d need to be in the mob or have oil money, but I can’t really see Lindsay doing very well in the Emirates.

So if I go to Europe, someone can take my uterus!? Excuse me while I book a plane ticket.

I just bought these for my husband, who battles callouses that laugh in the face of rasps and ped-eggs and whatever. Thank you!!

In the elderly or those who are already sick, sepsis kills. It can be caused by something as simple as a urinary tract infection. Goes downhill from there.