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I just decided to name the Clydesdale Cornelius. Dunno. Seemed to fit in the moment.

Hate the beer. Love the fact that all the Clydesdales were like, "The FUCK, dude with douchey sunglasses. You are not taking Cornelius' friend anywhere. So just stop that car and GIVE US BACK THE LAB."

I don't have it happen either, but I'm married and in TSA Precheck. I think I've been married or engaged the entire time I've been traveling alone. hmm.

And if you get Tasered, it's likely that streak will continue!

A friend of mine got Tasered at CES a few years back (yes, of course, I have it on video). The Taser demo guy told us that you cannot pee yourself as your autonomic nervous system kicks in and prevents it. You can pee before or after because of anxiety, but it's not physically due to the Taser. #themoreyouknow

Then you haven't been to a high end restaurant in about ten years.

Not a Vin Diesel selfie — that pic is about a decade old. I am embarrassed to know that but hey, it's a hot pic.

I hope so too. I love the Paper app, but hate that I end up with two push notifications for every message. I suppose I could turn one of them off...

Totally dead; I'd also be interested in a similar app.

I like my dog and all but you know, I don't want to eat dog spit sandwiches. :)

we have a dog-exclusive jar. Helpful: she gets creamy, we get crunchy.

I was coming in here to say this exact thing. Airplane mode can be a signal lifesaver.

I'm in Cincinnati, so we have Kroger (which carries everything) but there's been a huge run on it or something.

He'd suck his brains out trying to drink it.

glitter is the herpes of the nail polish world.

For me, it's easier to find the cookie butter at TJ's than the Biscoff version — no idea why. Now if they just sold a version of Ovomaltine, life would be complete!

I'm a dog owner and I flipping hate it when dogs jump all over me, and I do my very best to make sure my dog doesn't do the same. A dog owner who doesn't respect your personal space by allowing them to jump on you makes the rest of us look bad.

Teams bully and maine coon represent!

At least once a day, if I'm cooking. I cook 4-5x a week.

Holy cripes, that is one squeezable cuteface. I'm not a hamster person but I TOTALLY want to cuddle that one.