I wish sexual assault were taken that seriously on the ground.

it's not weird. You poop into water, right?

Right, and we couldn't possibly identify with someone who was capable.

It's like, she's so marriage- and baby- crazy that she wants to be around it ALL THE TIME. And wear sparkles to the office. OMG! *sigh*

Is this the book Data used to learn to become human? Sure seems so.

My best friend suggested I watch this with the caveat: she didn't buy Mindy as a doctor. I don't buy Mindy as a doctor either— not because I am a huge Mindy superfan, but because the characterization just didn't seem "high paid OB-GYN" more like "Bridget Jones meets Carrie Bradshaw". That is, she reminded me of my…

I pretty much think about how they have so many health problems that if I got one (and my husband LOVES them), I might as well just start paying my vet's car payment.

the cutest part of a puppy is waggly tail and floppy ears. They are perfect the way they are!

it's a cycle of horrible. :/

That's so meta.

right? I'm 32 and my cats (who sleep, eat and poop) are a bit much for me sometimes.

I so agree. Any time I've watched Toddlers and Tiaras and seen them give away a puppy I just want to scream. Your average 3-year-old can't take care of one, and I hate to think about what happens to them.

Just because I would have sex with you doesn't mean I'd vote for you. Then again, he'd probably make me pray first and I'll bet he's selfish, so boo.

It's not ordering by relevance alone, but relevance and chronology. I have two major jobs, and they overlap— a long-term position and a freelance career. The "other" jobs are some teaching jobs that apply tangentially but aren't what recruiters tell me they're looking at primarily. So you don't see a job gap or…

It's a little long. You've been out of college for a while, so remove the Dean's List mention as well as courses and GPA. I'd probably remove the Mensa line too— might be perceived as arrogant.

"Relevant Experience" and "Other Experience"— I don't order my resume by time but by relevance.

Yep, and they can get the $ from the company that laid me off.

That's what I do, precisely. Education, board affiliations, freelance work on second page. Recent job on first page with summary. bada boom.

That is something that no one agrees on. I've had recruiters tell me two pages is fine, I've had "outplacement services" tell me that I won't get an interview without a one-page resume. And now that I think about it, it's only outplacement services/staffing companies that insist on this. I've gotten plenty of…

Yep, exactly. It drives me nuts when the sites that aren't mobile friendly, particularly if they're linked to a QR code. Yeah. No fun.