And some of them make print subscribers pay for the digital edition, which is absolutely ridiculous since it is an analog for the print edition. I'm in publishing— give added value and people will pay. If it's just the same as the print, they'll buy the print. Plain and simple.

And this is why we don't make assumptions about the childless. Great article.

I ran a campaign for a state senate office once— third party, gay candidate and got 6% and was HAPPY about it. I'd have taken an arrest as long as it was for something like a protest or something.

NOM.

do you prefer frosted or honey nut?

are you saying I'm not awful? The surveys show that Americans would rather elect a GAY PERSON (omg) than a godless heathen. We atheists have no moral compass, amirite?

State offices are totally different.

If she were married, that would be an acceptable snark.

"evil extrovert overlord" may need to be put on a t-shirt.

I would have joined that one.

Ahahaha. I'm unemployed, as was a friend, and a company made her think she was going in for an interview. They didn't. "I PUT ON A BRA FOR THIS?!" At least once a week, I say to my husband, "Look, honey, I put on a bra today!"

I see what you did there.

I think I need someone to hold me now.

Now, the shower head?

but I thought I was an overeducated liberal elite! Oh no, have we found the overlap in the hatred Venn diagram?

You'd think he'd also be anti-foie gras, as foie gras is obviously for dirty elitists, and not for The Everyman.

She even refers to herself as a faucet! Ick.

That's why I want to punch him in the junk. I mean, after all, his junk is mine, right?

she'd probably be freaked out if she found out satanism doesn't involve child sacrifices or nearly as much goat blood as she assumed.

Yep. A hurricane (Ike, I think?) blew up through the gulf, hit land, and fed off of the humidity. I think this is a bit different, but similar effect. I was without power for a week in downtown Cincinnati, not because of wind damage, but because of a blown out transformer from a power surge. This week's storm blew…