I think they wanted the weave joke (and they just did Rapunzel— called "Tangled").

This is the best thing to come out of SNL in ages. If that show existed, I would watch it. No shame here, folks.

This happened at my high school, though a year or so after HS. I think there was only a 10 year or so age difference, but we all knew it was going on. Ah, girls' schools.

My lovely kitty Esmerelda was a feral kitten (and is still sort of wild-ish, but more in a bossypants way, not in a human-fearing way) who was considered unadoptable because.. well, she was feral. She was with a local no-kill shelter for *six years* before I adopted her, after they had socialized her and gotten her…

I can't (and won't) argue with that. Scaaary.

Ditto on all counts. Though I guess once you hit 30, "You look so YOUNG!" is now the ultimate compliment.

The city itself is awesome (and has gotten SO much better in the past ten years!), it's the surrounding counties that make us look bad (uh, generally.). My husband is from Alabama and actually insists that southeast Indiana is worse than the little town he spent 30+ years in, but again— suburb of Cincinnati.

Aaaaack. Some of us are working so hard to make us NOT be the new Florida but man, we just can't stop the crazy.

Fred Phelps visited my husband's high school (benefit: he got to go home early on a pretty day this year) and our county is home to the national Right to Life movement. Can't top the whole abortion provider murder thing. Don't really want to, yeesh.

Same here. You may remember the guy who stomped and burst his girlfriend's breast implants (that was on Monday?) or the "no blacks allowed" sign on the pool last month. We're special. You're right about it causing things to escalate— I'm not convinced that a forced apology on FB does anything beside make him angry…

He wasn't convicted of beating her, actually. This article is better. [news.cincinnati.com] (also, man, I am so tired of seeing my city on Jezebel for weird stuff.)

I saw that and I'm so glad the other women were like, "WHAT?"

No, it isn't. A legislator proposed the amendment. Also, isn't that what the internet is for?

I don't think the second law is a crap law; I think she's bringing it up to make a point.

but something was already in your vagina, so why should you care? /more obvious sarcasm

I'm known as the calm, relaxed one at the office and I'm most certainly female.

I heard that on the radio here, too. "Text to... only the first 200 can get a spot!" Except it's been running for weeks...

it's apparently been going on for 20 years.

dude, you win at LIFE today. Awesome. #cincinnatirepresent

Onanism, yo.