Yeah, those texts really only happen on Fridays. Today, his students were Valentine's, snow and sugar-addled so he may have a beer this evening.

husband's a teacher and I get text messages during his breaks that basically say, "We need to get to X bar WHEN IT OPENS." Yeah.

probably retracted far, far away.

apparently, girls just started trying to be sexy last year.

I think RealSports did a segment on this— fascinating and sad.

I graduated from HS in 1999. We were doing it then. Welcome to the 20th century!

yes. this. x 1000.

yes, completely! my husband and I have discussed a dog, and I have put my foot down: we get an older dog. I don't want to deal with the pee, energy, chewing and potty training. I've done it once. Never again!

Yup. I use feliway around the house and that's helping a bit, but she's still a black cat with a pink, hairless belly. I figure the combination of pilling her every day + side effects would be more traumatic.

I have a cat who has a Brazilian from overgrooming. My choices are prozac or overgrooming. I'm not going to pill her unless it's necessary, so brazilian it is.

Hasn't changed. My husband barely said a word except, "Yeah, looks like a car you'd like." and I ended up about $3k under blue book.

Are we married to the same guy? "When you decide what you want, I'll go with you to sign the papers." He basically shows up to be the Token Penis. He knows nothing about cars (and that's okay).

It looks like she's overgrooming. Poor Brianna.

I buy the cars in my relationship. I am more of a car person, first, but I also realize that no car is so awesome that I can't walk away. No, I don't want a warranty. What do you mean you don't negotiate on used prices? Yes, friends, this is going to make me take my business elsewhere. Also, car salesmen who try to…

Big Tush is cute in a cantankerous way. Poor boo.

I adopted a kitty who was 6 years old, and she's pretty much the best cat ever. Before us, she never had a forever home. Less adoptable animals? FTMFW. Also, the kitty in the lead pic? Want.

I wear black leather opera gloves with this tan cape I have. I look CHIC dammit.

I have black leather opera gloves. They're just effing hot.

why is it that my ovaries only really react to baby animals? I now want a deer to live in my condo. Okay. Maybe not.

Amen. I don't think we should walk around in suits and dresses and gloves and hats, but jeez, I do not need to see your spongebob flannels. I just don't.