Only on "commuter" flights. Bigger flights you can bring your bag aboard.

I cannot walk in the Kong aisle without wincing a bit. [www.elitek9.com]

at least we're barfing together.

ew. I guess they taste like mommy? That makes me want to wretch a bit. I love dogs, but you'd never see a cat doing such things.

dogs are DETERMINED.

I ended up making sure I threw them in the kitchen can (with a lid). And then I got a Mirena and I haven't bought supplies in YEARS. I keep an emergency box for my girlfriends but that's it.

as well you should.

Yes. Picture it. Cincinnati. 1987. Christmas dinner, fueled by Manhattans and 20 years of pent-up family anger, led to my mother being told to eff off by my grandmother and aunt in front of little 7 yo WMDM. It happens. And now, 25 years later, my husband and I have Friendsgiving and go across the ocean for…

My dog was...a dog. Dogs are kind of rangy and like anything gross. Fact. I came home one night and my ex husband pulled a small, round, plastic object out of his pocket. "Willow got this. I hope it wash't valuable." It was my Instead cup, licked factory-clean, that had been in the bathroom trash. Yeah.

I think this was also an SVU episode (which means it's TOTALLY old news, right?). I feel sorry for the folks who were so desperate to change their bodies that they fell for this person. Ugh.

and people wonder why I prefer to fly.

It's my favorite view of the city. I drive from the airport a lot and even though a different path goes directly to my house, I usually drive north on 75 just to see it.

This is effed up.

durr. reading comprehension on a friday is obviously not my strong suit, obvs.

I make my own syrups. I'm a dork that way. Latest? Cream soda. Super easy and so delicious.

Or, you could save even more money and buy a seltzer maker (I love my SodaStream). I pretty much live off of seltzer (I gave up Diet Coke about four months ago and haven't looked back) and this has saved me oodles of moolah.

Same here. I quit at 14.

You and your husband sound like us. We don't have kids, but we have totally had similar discussions.

If you want to be a cosby, wear a sweater. Don't wear blackface. Is it THAT hard?

Kroger and its subsidiaries have been doing this to Cosmo for as long as I can remember.