I'm sure it's all about proportion. You're not eating as much by licking your lips as you are by chowing down on delicious chips.

I am not a kid person, but this has me grinning from ear to ear.

isn't glue already dehydrated horse?

I know! Leaks your anus, moisturizes your lips. Who knew?

Same here. I like my pinup body and don't want to minimize, unless it's for athletics.

You may have been wearing the wrong size bra before. :)

My friend did the product development for Outlast. The topcoat? Olestra.

it's the herpes of the crafting world. I'm still getting pink glitter out of my couch from three years ago.

Please tell my black scaredey-cat this. My most laid back kitty is a tux, and my tortie/tabby is laid back but mischievous.

Same here. One got bitey when we got a new cat, but he was just attempting to show who was boss. That stopped once he got used to the new cat.

I like Blue Buffalo, too— for all of these reasons. I found it after I had two (sibling) cats die of renal failure, unfortunately. My two current kitties love it (we do feed dry) and I swear my fat one has lost a little weight.

milk rings are good too. Hair ties. Dead moths.

this is what I get for not having all commented on. This, this, this x1000. We have one cat that we allow on our porch as he's a bit too large to fit through the fence, but other than that 100% inside.

another upgrade to your cat's life is to not let it outside, so it doesn't get stolen, tortured, hit by a car, or injured/killed by other animals.

I got my first IUD at 24— no kids nor abortions (which breach the cervix). The only reason they suggest you have either one of those first is because breaching the cervix HURTS.

Yup. That's what I do, and I'm on my second Mirena IUD (year... seven total?). No STDs, no babies.

And if you (or the plaintiff) cheated on her husband, folks would judge you a whore for that. Women's sexuality is trivialized. I'm so sorry you've had to go through this (I sympathize, truly).

Yes! My pre-Buffy crush on Anthony Stewart Head.

I have fond memories of that one as a kid, too.

Oh, that one is cute! And I would take Folgers or Maxwell House ANY day over the cheap crap that is served at my office. I have been to every "home office" in my company and we have the worst. Ugh, uck, eww.