“....unless the check bounces.”

I won’t argue for an instant the fact that she’s faced a traumatic experience, and deserves our compassion for that.

1. This is the best fucking thing I’ve read in a while.

I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.

This is what gawker media is now. Ads. All the ads. Sometimes the top 4 “stories” are actually just ads.

This is what gawker media is now. Ads. All the ads. Sometimes the top 4 “stories” are actually just ads.

To be fair, lots of companies are requiring slogans on T’s during the holidays. Like at Bloomingdale’s all the staff has to wear a shirt that says “Roofie my drink when I’m not looking”. It’s tongue in cheek.

It’s certainly not my style and I would never wear it, but it is rather universally flattering. There are a lot of different body types posted in those pictures and while none of them look amazing in the dress, none of them look bad in it either. I would think being on TV, not looking bad is most of the battle.

I don’t care what KK does one way or the other, but wouldn’t it be a brilliant PR move for her to get Kanye to donate 1 million dollars to mothers living below the poverty line who get no paid maternity leave as a “push present”?

Lying is a big part of policing these days. It was a test.

lol, see, now I’m imagine a head-to-toe situation, but instead we women are wearing full-on medieval suits of armor. I mean... that might be effective.

Tampons and pads. They wouldn’t even have to be out of the wrappers, the way some men react to them. It’s like those videos of people scaring their unsuspecting cats with cucumbers.

...just the tip.

Particularly when that casting decision has always pointed to her recovering. Why do you need a known actress to play a comatose woman? Or are former West Wing stars not as marketable as I think?

Not sure “controversy” is the right word to describe what surrounds the Ghostbusters remake. “Controversy” implies some legitimate material dispute of facts, interpretations, or values. This is just a mass man-child temper tantrum.

It’s like each one of your legs is a weapon that is trying to destroy the other weapon.

I really want that pillow that says “A woman’s place is in the White House” but it’s $55.

“Also, 10% of the vegetarian samples tested positive for chicken or pork, which I am reasonably sure are not vegetables.”

I really wanted to get something for my mom but it’s all so fugly.