I vote Fitz dies. Save us the time of seeing a trial.

Really? Are you seriously telling me I should praise the guy that does not support me getting even one paid day of leave even to give birth because he asked to spend time with his family? Fuck no! He’s an asshole!

Using this article to once again spread one of my favorite messages PLEASE ADOPT!

Some of these kids look scary. But not that one with the red mop on its head. That one is super cute!

Ingredients say “pork with ham”, but ham is pork, so it seems kind of circular or something...

That face when it smashes is pure gold. Hearing Mellie’s rant on Scandal this week I find myself excited to see what Michelle decides to do with her post-WH freedom. What a treat to think that the Obamas will probably be around for decades to delight us and do good work in the world.

Doesn’t he have a memorial service to get to? Or is still to busy and will catch the next one?

That’s amazing. I live in DC and you can’t get a decent manicure here under $20— and that’s basic, no gel, nothing.

[My last meal would be] some of [Kim’s] home-cooked fried chicken.

Presented without comment.

I want to remind everyone that she is a rape victim. People deal with trauma in different ways..

“Bangs cut off your face, your wonderful, beautiful face, and make you look childlike and sad, all at the same time.”

It’s always been unclear whether Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek is at all amused by the long-running Saturday Night Live sketches about his show...

The magnets in her feet are going to make chewing on them far less fun.

here's my guess - carpool lane. babies count as passengers for the HOV lane - people have used mannequins, stuffed animals, etc. Would not even be slightly surprised to find out someone strapped a fake baby into a car seat for that purpose.

I know literally nothing about Arkansas except that the way it is spelled is very misleading to how it is pronounced.

It’s like every day the world wants to give me a new thing to fear that I hadn’t even considered.

Btw, calling it “twit shit” doesn’t really make me want to fix this problem but I will because I am a magnanimous blogger.