But they’re both SO GOOD AT IT, and Gina always looks so amazing? (Gabriel Macht is pretty as hell, but I just find Adams so, soooooo aggressively bland.)

Backwards clothes just make me think of Kris Kross.

And they don’t even have pockets. 

Do not take a job as a secretary. Don’t do it. There is nothing wrong with being a secretary, but if you don’t want to be one, the easiest way to get pigeonholed for YEARS in secretarial work is to take a job as a secretary. It is VERY hard to break from secretarial to analytical types of work. I took a…

Fuck that, you can pry my Lash Paradise mascara from my cold dead hands.

Megyn Kelly still has her own show? Huh.

I used to think I was bad at sex or that sex just wasn’t all that, until about 10 guys in I finally had sex with a guy who was super confident, loved women, and just was really comfortable fucking the way I liked to get fucked. Seriously, it was a revelation! The kind of guys who want to date me are usually the not so…

I had a lot of anxiety about sex for a long time. With the help of a wonderful partner, I realized that the only thing making me “bad” was obsessing about being bad. She taught me alot about being in the moment and doing what felt good without worrying about “doing it wrong”.

Mexican of course.

Oh, that sucks balls. I’m so sorry about your shitty employer and what’s happening to your mom. I think you don’t need to go back if you don’t want to. Just send an email saying “Given the tenor of our last conversation when I explained my family emergency, I think it would be best if [day you quit] was my last day.…

I was just going to say that...

I agree with your enthusiasm for these chips, and appreciate your progression from enjoying to sharing to hoarding, which is my approach to most treats in my life.

These are the best things! I’ve purchased them at Jewel (part of Albertson’s, for those not in the general vicinity of Chicago).

Imagine what we could get done if used these deductive powers for finding Yolanda, Planebae girl, or Enty lawyer’s identity for say B.Traven’s and D.B. Cooper’s instead?

That has already happened. And I believe pictures were taken too. it’s terrible and people are terrible. We need everyone to take a internet decency 101 class. 

I worry about people overhearing me and my husband just having one of our normal convos when we travel, because of stories like this. I’m usually full of edibles to combat flight anxiety and saying very, very stupid things.

Read her Claudine novels! They’re amazing.

Obviously supporting the United Negro College Fund is highly commendable, but shouldn’t we be putting Solange in charge of this one? She has, oh what is it I’m thinking of, it’s right on the tip of my tongue... oh yes, she has taste.

In her defense, it is Antonio Banderas.

I had a massage yesterday and rather than feel like I was throwing my money down a hole, I refrained from reading anything about this nominee until this morning. I had an entire evening of bliss.