oh fuck yes. this looks fun and twisted and i am HERE for it.

Yeah, he’s already given up ALL his valuable information from the get-go.

I was really hoping “bumps” meant cocaine and I’m disappointed at the lack of cocaine in that post. Also now I want some cocaine. Dammit, Hannah!

All I care about is that Bobby’s still here.  Amen.

You could write for Jezebel. 

Why would he be surprised? The country was told by EPA administrators that Pruitt was frequently confronted and required first-class travel for security and privacy.

 I shamelessly love this movie. Any time I feel low, I watch it, and everything seems so much better. 

Whoa you have a lot of feelings.

That’s a garbage article with no sources that also speculates he and Argento broke up, also unsourced. Maybe that’s why no respected media is reporting it.

Good on you, Dwayne. Lordy, I remember nursing my babies and feeling the energy just drain out of me. It would have been amazing to have someone feeding me at the same time!

I really like that movie, now give me Cate Blanchett wardrobe.

Brush him a lot, and occasionally moosh him when you’re petting him to see if he’s getting fat or is just big-boned and hairy.

And a fascinator, especially if you’re not British. The element of surprise.

Just wanted to say I fucking love Nathan Lane.

Honestly, it sounds like you’re already doing it right. Off the top of my head, I have two suggestions: First, make sure to protect the older cat. Show Mister Coone that he has to be nice or he won’t get the treats, she will. Secondly, as far as I know, MCs love to get their athleticism on. Maybe some sort of cat…

I managed to get *all* the amazon/6pm/zappos crap that needed to go back, shipped the fuck out!

(can I get a Hallelujah?)

This is fucking me up so hard. I loved that guy. He was a big reason why I wanted to go to culinary school. And he sure as shit was right about that life. I didn’t last long but it was fun while I was in it.

I am so sad. That fact that Eric was the one that found him makes this doubly devastating.

Hmmm...I’ve been eating pasta and cookies for years, but have not been losing weight. FAKE NEWS!

I have $1 left. Hmm... Serena.