I think I speak for all of us when I say “Do tell.”

Hang on, Diane Kruger dated Joshua Jackson for 10 years and then decided to have a child with NORMAN REEDUS?

Escalators are my biggest fear. Roller coasters? Bring it. But please don’t make me get on an escalator.

Every person I’ve met who’s used their kids as weapons against their other parent has been a horrible controlling asshole. It’s stating outright they see people as tools to be used, not as actual people.

“because his ex-wife had insulted him in front of his daughter and told his daughter that he had done nothing with his life.” He decided to concoct the ICE story “to show everyone that he was ‘somebody’ and had done something with his life,” he said, according to court records.

A LOT of those people in that church looked very uncomfortable during Bishop Curry’s sermon and the choir’s “Stand By Me”. The stream I was watching panned the audience a lot. I was uncomfortable with how many people seemed to be ducking their heads, grimacing, or smirking. I was also uplifted by the people that had…

I am going to watch the everliving fuck out of this.

If Aniston’s in it, it’s got to be good!!

I used to work in TV and my producer worked on Martha’s show. They went on a location shoot in Jamaica and everyone, including Martha, got really high. Then the crew went swimming. They looked around and realized Martha wasn’t with them. They looked up and Martha was walking out of the house with a bunch of fruity…

Did he though? Did he?

I met him when I lived in Eugene and he was awesome. There may have been racial and women issues in his early books, but you have to look at art in the context of the time in which it was created. He was hella progressive for 1968.

I’ve never met a single woman who loves Henry Miller. I read Tropic of Cancer when I was 15 b/c I was like sex book = yes plz and I was just like wait wtf is this about “women ruin sex by still being there afterwards”, garbage

Yes. I did not realize until I read this article how I’ve always felt privately guilty that I have had zero interest in reading Infinite Jest. It has been hailed as a classic of our time, but to me it has always looked like a chore to read, tedious and self-indulgent. I no longer feel guilty.

ugh - I still get mad at the world for deciding The Corrections was worth reading. It really wasn’t.

It’s accusations like this that are quickly turning this #metoo thing into a farce at the expense of actual victims.

I wonder how all these white people manage to get turned on by each other so bad to fuck with all these affairs and flings. They’re all about as sexually exciting as a box of instant grits.

The irony of these arguments saying that these women are doing this for fame and fortune is that Kathleen Bliss is the one getting rich and well-known off her famous client. She’s making a lot of money off Cosby and, with an increase in her rate afterwards from the notoriety, she’ll make a whole lot more from the…

This job is exhausting. Imagine being a women who just gave birth and a mere 5 hours later you have to throw on a dress and look like you totally have your shit together in front of the entire world. It’s days like this when I’m thankful being a mere peasant.

Now I am just imagining the arresting officers Feng Shuiing the hell out of the case.

Because “every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.”