MOAR Champers, Darling?
wine-ranger
1/28/20
10:43 PM
74

Also that suit is not fucking coral. Coral is a shade with orange undertones. While JayZ is wrong that his suit is mauve, he’s at least right that his pink suit in toward the blue/violet side of the pink spectrum than the orange/peach.  Not enough to classify as a mauve, but miles away from coral.

1/19/20
5:04 AM
7

I think you would quickly Bieber-ied by the rush of people doing the same thing.

11/23/19
12:47 PM
1

@VanessaCarlton I got my act together after fighting anorexia for years.”

11/15/19
11:40 AM
84

I’m going to miss Drew Magary’s Hater’s Guide to the William Sonoma Catalogue. 

10/2/19
11:05 AM
20

I’m a single parent and I’m shunning any kind of romantic relationship. I realised the only time I wish I had someone else there were in situations where I needed a babysitter because I needed to run an errand and it would be inconvenient to bring my kid. Meanwhile, my friends are divorcing left and right after Read more

9/3/19
9:54 AM
920

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

8/30/19
7:28 PM
4

Here’s the part Maine Coon that I adopted a few months ago but had to return because my other two cats hated him. I miss him.

Here’s the part Maine Coon that I adopted a few months ago but had to return because my other two cats hated him. I

8/21/19
3:33 PM
65

Recently, my job had an outing to the Museum of Tolerance for a teambuilding event (yes, my job kicks ass). We saw a Holocaust Survivor speak and he talked about how his father had been a successful enough soccer player to come to America, where the speaker’s brother was born. Because of that, during the Holocaust, Read more

7/3/19
10:33 AM
27

Can we throw Ramona and Teresa Juicebox in that mix?