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And her writing is atrocious

Also that suit is not fucking coral. Coral is a shade with orange undertones. While JayZ is wrong that his suit is mauve, he’s at least right that his pink suit in toward the blue/violet side of the pink spectrum than the orange/peach.  Not enough to classify as a mauve, but miles away from coral.

I think you would quickly Bieber-ied by the rush of people doing the same thing.

Bieber. You know that little fuck doesn’t wipe down the equipment. 

If you’re going to say your stolen jewelry is worth $45,000, your stolen clothes should probably be “worth” more than $2,000. Read more

“@VanessaCarlton I got my act together after fighting anorexia for years.”

I’m going to miss Drew Magary’s Hater’s Guide to the William Sonoma Catalogue. 

I have no interest in any candidate who isn’t anything less than absolutely furious. We’re past respectful disagreement, that exit was a good 450 miles back.

Never have heroes you don't know personally.

I’m a single parent and I’m shunning any kind of romantic relationship. I realised the only time I wish I had someone else there were in situations where I needed a babysitter because I needed to run an errand and it would be inconvenient to bring my kid. Meanwhile, my friends are divorcing left and right after… Read more

FUCK YES I would buy Ina Garten’s memoir.  Where the hell do I get on the waiting list?

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

Right? 

Here’s the part Maine Coon that I adopted a few months ago but had to return because my other two cats hated him. I miss him.

Here’s the part Maine Coon that I adopted a few months ago but had to return because my other two cats hated him. I…

Recently, my job had an outing to the Museum of Tolerance for a teambuilding event (yes, my job kicks ass). We saw a Holocaust Survivor speak and he talked about how his father had been a successful enough soccer player to come to America, where the speaker’s brother was born. Because of that, during the Holocaust,… Read more

Uh, excuse me, he is wearing glasses so im pretty sure he knows what he is talking about. 

Also Lizzo.

Can we throw Ramona and Teresa Juicebox in that mix?

Yes! The one with Kelly Clarkson is also really great.

Eyebrow pencil absolutely counts! I get what you mean about it not feeling like makeup though. I’m the same way about my mascara. Read more