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MOAR Champers, Darling?

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4/2/21

We don’t like April Fool’s jokes, but we do love dogs. So if we combine the two into something adorable...

2/7/21

Did you mean “flagrantly profiting” instead of “fragrantly profiting”?

2/4/21

It seems like “taste” isn’t his forte. Read more

12/14/20

Nope.

11/2/20

How about we not worry about the fucking Roe v Wade assholes and allow Chrissy to name him and call him her baby. Read more

6/12/20

My exact comment.

6/1/20

The county coroner needs to have their license revoked, fired, and charged with being an accessory to murder.

4/16/20

Ahem. Read more

4/3/20

Slow down there Maestro, there’s a New Mexico?

3/31/20

LOL, my first thought too. I CHOSE this desert life, keep your city-dweller’s ass home. Choose your choice!

3/30/20

Stay the fuck out of New Mexico, you idiots. Read more

3/30/20

So glad I live in Iowa. It’l be a LONG time before the idiots are clamoring to come here.

2/21/20

Presley literally - LITERALLY - has Cindy Crawford’s face. Mole and everything, they are identical. I would be in a coma!

2/4/20

And her writing is atrocious

1/28/20

Also that suit is not fucking coral. Coral is a shade with orange undertones. While JayZ is wrong that his suit is mauve, he’s at least right that his pink suit in toward the blue/violet side of the pink spectrum than the orange/peach. Not enough to classify as a mauve, but miles away from coral.

1/19/20

I think you would quickly Bieber-ied by the rush of people doing the same thing.

1/18/20

Bieber. You know that little fuck doesn’t wipe down the equipment.

12/9/19

If you’re going to say your stolen jewelry is worth $45,000, your stolen clothes should probably be “worth” more than $2,000. Read more

11/23/19

“@VanessaCarlton I got my act together after fighting anorexia for years.”

11/15/19

I’m going to miss Drew Magary’s Hater’s Guide to the William Sonoma Catalogue.