MOAR Champers, Darling?
wine-ranger
10/2/19
11:05 AM
20

I’m a single parent and I’m shunning any kind of romantic relationship. I realised the only time I wish I had someone else there were in situations where I needed a babysitter because I needed to run an errand and it would be inconvenient to bring my kid. Meanwhile, my friends are divorcing left and right after Read more

9/3/19
9:54 AM
920

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

8/30/19
7:28 PM
4

Here’s the part Maine Coon that I adopted a few months ago but had to return because my other two cats hated him. I miss him.

Here’s the part Maine Coon that I adopted a few months ago but had to return because my other two cats hated him. I

8/21/19
3:33 PM
64

Recently, my job had an outing to the Museum of Tolerance for a teambuilding event (yes, my job kicks ass). We saw a Holocaust Survivor speak and he talked about how his father had been a successful enough soccer player to come to America, where the speaker’s brother was born. Because of that, during the Holocaust, Read more

7/3/19
10:33 AM
27

Can we throw Ramona and Teresa Juicebox in that mix?

6/9/19
3:35 PM
109

Well, since at the time he was 47 and she was 19, I’m hopeful his reaction today is more along the line of “Wow, I still got it...but, no.”

5/29/19
5:41 PM
3

Her look is so confusing!! I do feel bad saying it, but her makeup and hair always look so bad. Like someone went out of their way to make her look weird. I wonder if she insists on this look? So weird.

3/23/19
3:48 PM
65

The best part of this write up is that they primarily identify Paltrow as the star of Shallow Hal.