I still have no idea who any of the Kardashian/Jenners are except Kim.

Wow, Hollywood people. Do u enjoy crushing my 90 minutes of feminist ecstasy?????????????'

The Biebers are two of the least attractive people I've every seen. What drives them to being disgusting in my mind is that So.Much.Money has brought vision into being.

I’ve been over R Kelly for years, so I keep current events on peripheral chatter. This headline read to me as the person who is in charge of banning people from planes wanted everyone to keep Kelly off planes.

Thank you for imprinting my brain with that question. I will use it when I feel conversation is lagging.

Please pardon me while I shout at the top of my lungs

I exclaim the same things every time I watch a movie with DJ in it.

Thanks for the recommendation!

Remember, she's a Baldwin. A family notorious for ego issues. Fingers crossed she sees your advice and takes it.

That was my first clue that they all might be high. I will have to be high to watch it.

With a house full of sugary goodness, I really want some banana pudding. 

You and your partner are a family. You create your own holiday. My husband and I have traditions that we have upheld for years, lobster on Christmas Eve and prime rib on Christmas day. We used to try to join others for local events, but we prefer our way (bonus, our way can be accomplished in pajamas).

I hope so as well. Because if she isn’t, I will assume that Mr. Eastwood’s ass is being kissed.

Wonder if she’ll be included in the Oscars’ In Memoriam segment?

I’ve always hated him. 

I am so blissed out right now. Two of the sexiest things I can think of, combined like peanut butter and chocolate.

My jaw literally dropped.

Is that really how “vlog” is pronounced? Thank heavens I’ve never had an occasion to say it.

Breathlessly awaiting the photos of the wedding from Vogue. For reals. This will be right up there with the Russian oligarch weddings.

A MiL is not blood family! WTF?