Sweetie, you are totally right. My rage would have resulted with my sibling changing their number

Once seen, it cannot be unseen. I would be in agony for hours if not days.

Hate to be that person:

Well, my husband is the proud owner of a piece of mesh thanks to hernia surgery so I reckon there are more men out there. Basically, if anything goes wrong in his abdominal region, he’s fucked.

My one-year old cat wakes up in the middle of the night and wants to talk and snuggle. The fifteen-year old just sleeps in her own bed(s) until I wake up.

I was much more fascinated by Rita Ora's coat that looked as though it was tailored with duct tape.

1) HELEN MIRREN IS AGELESS.

OMG OMG Have Helen Mirren play Mrs. Danvers and have the story from her point of view???? It makes perfect sense!

That’s how I got into it! Our 15 yr old lady got one of her dew claws wrapped around and piercing her foot. Tried to clip it, and barely passed. Took her in to a popular local boarding folk, she got clipped, I had the tour, and they told me she was lovely. And she was. But I can't comb her without scratches.

A young woman, who apparently had no idea about what was going on, did as she was instructed in the scope of her internship. Take a reporter’s microphone, she was told vaguely. When she wasn’t able to complete the task, she looked to her trainer. The trainer signaled her to try again. She wasn’t successful. So she…

Am I the only one disappointed to learn that this isn't a guide to murder by plants?

Am I the only one disappointed to learn that this isn't a guide to murder by plants?

Dog Spa Day Gift Set by Harry Barker, $49.60

I was in the grocery store Halloween morning and had to step over clerks putting up Christmas displays.

You have made me feel immensely less bad about my own refrigerator which also stores fixings for two people. And one cat because she is 15 and gets to eat whatever she wants and right now that’s Friskies which takes her 4 days to finish.

It’s not sexual assault if he wasn’t aroused while committing the act? What?

It’s so noticeable because the characters 6ix9ine make my eyes hurt a little. And that this guy is only 22 years old, has stupidly tattooed his face all to heck, and is so transparently a jerk.

Is this some sort of contest to see how many times you can insert this guy’s name into the article?

Pro-tip: Get your flu shot as close to October 1 as you can. It takes a good two weeks to become fully active, which brings you to the time when suddenly people everywhere have alarming coughs.

I clicked and felt cheated. Boo, Hannah!

You're in luck. My cute animal priority list places Chihuahuas fourth behind pigs, kittens, and puppies. No need to change the sheets, I won't be arriving anything soon.