If you are a personal friend of that pig, I'm grabbing my car keys, a case of DP, and my stash to find you.

I went looking for this picture, that Kinja won’t let me paste, of Melania pregnant, semi-nude, on the steps of the Trump plane. That’s bad enough, but there’s also a picture of Melania in a red bikini, brandishing a gun, in front of the plane. 

I know you’ll make a fantastic piece for him!

What the hell, female therapist? “Huh, actually those things rarely happen to women. You must be a freak. Try to look at the bright side!" 

There is nothing not funny about googly eyes. Ever. I hope someone puts them on the urn containing my remains.

HE. JUST. STOLE. YOUR. MOTHER FUCKING PUDDING AND SQAUSHED IT IN HIS FIST.

We will have proof there is a vengeful god if Hatch, McConnell, and Graham die in the next 48 hours.

You must have misunderstood me. I am not obsessed with men’s dicks.

I am still waiting to hear the reason he was at the Obama’s last party, seemingly the only white guy there. Obviously, it wasn’t because he talked like this to Michelle and Barack..

Texas Belt Buckle? Please tell me that’s not real. God, men are so obsessed with their dicks.

HUZZAH!

Oh, if I ever am in the presence of Ms. Counter, shit is going down.

I wear (for real) hot pink leather gloves. So I won’t leave fingerprints or DNA. But I will leave a mark..

Guise, I don’t know how much longer I can have this litany of memories of sexual predation, harassment, and abuse roll in my mind. I’m having PTSD from the Anita Hill testimony. It's all I can do not to grab men and slap them senseless. God forbid I run into a women who claims all of this is a Democratic plot.

Your hatred is rational. But we are more than happy to add said DJ to the list of people who will Burn In Hell.

You have the advantage of five years, but OMG The Mambo Kings. Perhaps we can share our obsession? He is certainly more than enough!

I forgot how much I hate her. She’s an egotistical witch who destroys people’s lives. I worry about her children.

I'm pretty good on Peanuts but I love your irrational hatred. Hugs!

No, no she is not. But more importantly, she seduced Antonio Banderas, the irrational love of my life. HAH!

Melanie Griffith. Hate her with fire. Hate.