Beatrice has way way more chill than I could ever dream of. Channing Tatum is going to rule the entertainment industry.

That’s from the olden days, when electric blankets were first made. These days, both blankets and mattress pads come with timers and are very safe. You can even wash them in your washing machine, but air dry them. Imagine going to bed with a whole body heating pad. Yeah. Mattress pads are better, cos heat rises and,…

I bought my second one last year, it has sections so your feet are always warm!

Y’all, get yourself a heated mattress pad. You will never want to get out of bed once the cold weather comes.

I did a little Google-fu and the results are:

It’s wonderful. I read it every other day, at minimum.

Ah, well then you are an aliebn, and that is a very good thing.

Oh, sweetie...

Wait. You don’t like peach ice cream?

Go to leafly.com. They have all the info you need, right down to what is currently available at the dispenser you plan to visit, what results most people experience, and more.

Wow, what happens when Don finds out that’s not how laws are made.

we have a winner!

Haven’t read yet, just raced down to shout

The Mooch looks as if he hasn’t had a carb since January, some fillers artfully injected, and a little jaw work done. No judgement, just observation.

RIGHT after my husband and I got married, we sold our house and moved to another state. We are both experienced movers. For the first six or so years, enormous fights would end by declarations of “It’s OVER” only to realize that one or both would have to move and neither of us have it in us. We’ve been together for 24…

No No No No. Whoopi is off my Christmas card list.

Oh. My. God. There’s more than I thought there were. Thanks?

See? I thought there were some little kids, too, besides the ones who belong to one of the sisters.

That’s what I always thought, but Dirt Bag keeps telling me stuff. I’m not inclined/too lazy to bother doing any research on my own. Maybe they could link to the family tree every time they mention one.

If Dirt Bag is going to make any sense from here on, Imma need a tutorial on who the hell is who in Kardashian land. Minus Kim and Kanye. But a family tree would be helpful.