No matter why you’re moving, throwing shit away while you’re packing is the BEST. Does shit always stick in that pan when you use it? Throw it away! Half-burned candle? Dump it! Also, throw away all cleaning utensils like brooms, mops, sponges, and buy new for your new place.

But at least she’s a brunette, so I always know immediately which one she is.

Oh, honey...

I fear I must thank Mr. Bannon for the phrase, “limp-dick motherfucker.” He did not coin it, but I feel certain those words will spew from my rosebud lips on more than one occasion in the next four years. And beyond.

*COUGH* Bobby Flay

Would buy, to watch over and over.

I smell Oscar™!

Littlefinger will die a death second only to Ramsey’s. Sansa told Jon she learned a lot from Cersei. That and being her mother’s daughter, Littlefinger be gone.

RIGHT? Schools, grocery store, crime, who buys a house without considering how it will inconvenience them?

Go home, Vicki Gunsnuffleapagos. No one believes what you say any more.

I had the delightful experience of hanging out with a couple who had gone through the whole vetting process for Fixer Upper only to get ghosted by the realtor end of the conglomerate. Ain’t nothing gonna come as a surprise if you participate on that show except what your house will look like in the end.

God, I need a baby animal so bad. Two more months, travel will be over and I can nurture my heart out.

Oh fuck me.

I’m a 38C and I have two favorite bras. One is a Natori t-shirt bra that my husband bought from Sierra Trading Post. i was pissed when he told me he bought it, because how could he understand the anguish of bra shopping? I think he paid $30. I love that bra. It’s comfortable, never binds, the straps pretend to just be…

We have house guests this weekend, who insist on taking us out for fancy dinner (I thought that type of guest was extinct). So I have to hold on until Monday. Wahhh/Yay?

I love you for you honesty. And the referral.

WAIT, PLAYING HOUSE SEASON 3 IS ON DEMAND IN ITS ENTIRETY????????????? YES! YES IT IS! I’M CRYING!

And yet no outrage over Melania’s cleavage.

I have to admit, both activities interest me. One of which I would never admit to having accomplished.

The very best part is after the party when you trash everyone with your posse.