You’re right, I’m just suffering from Lack of Cat until I can get travel out of the way for the year. My old boy passed away last October and I had a kitten die in January. These days I haunt shelters and think about names. Life without a cat is no life at all.

Allegedly. Le sigh.

He may or may not be an alcoholic, but he appears to be seriously depressed and or self-destructive. You need to protect yourself. His actions cause you stress re your relationship. What about shared financial obligations? It may be time to think about an escape plan. Just saying.

Curly fine hair here. Your hair is numero uno. Once you find a stylist who cuts your hair so that it takes minimal effort to walk out the door every day, give them your number and make them swear a blood oath to never leave you. My cut is an asymmetrical pixie that makes me feel like I’m Kate McKinnon in Ghostbusters…

If my next cat is female, I am totally naming her Mabel. I’ve got one of those waitresses in my history too.

The Honorable Rebel Woodrow Wilson, Architect Dog of the Canine League of Nations.

Rebel. Wow, autocorrect made “Jezebel” “Rebel”. Rebel it is.

I love ya, Barf Bag, but I just can’t tonight.

Come sit by me.

Those who mock you are just jealous of how awesome you look in them.

I honestly cannot say for certain how many Kardashias there are.

Get thee to JIll. Right now they are having 30% off their linen items. Get knit items as much as possible, they don’t wrinkle and they’re blissfully cool. Their line is pretty much Garanimals for grown ass women. Not terribly hip, but washable and presentable.

Oh for fuck’s sake. That’s how she got the job.

What is the deal with Taylor Swift “dating” guys who still live with their parents? Once, love is blind, but after that WTF?

A far more accurate charge is premeditated murder. He pulled over, parked his vehicle, pulled out his metal bat with full intent of beating a person. Explain that away Fairfax police.

Here are two tricks I use:

Yes! I am donating/throwing away anything that is not flattering. No more, “Well, what if...”. Get rid of it. First of all, it’s less crap to deal with, which is so freeing, and you look nice when you see yourself in a mirror, which is so happy-making.

Get Blue and Ladies of the Canyon.

Thank you for answering a question I never dared ask.

Every theater geek ever.