I watched 15 minutes of one of his shows and I want to punch him every time I see a mention of him.

I nag my retired husband constantly about wearing underwear when we go out in public. He’s no Jon Hamm, but it’s quite noticeable. He can’t believe women notice. He’s 75, and Puppy is not apparently going anywhere.

Oh, God. I’m imagining the Swan vs T-Rex battles now. Thank you.

Oh, God. I’m imagining the Swan vs T-Rex battles now. Thank you.

And I thought I couldn’t love that show more. I watched the first two seasons practically hugging myself with delight. Gonna have to step up my squeeing quietly skills.

Good God, lady. I’m actually clutching my pearls.

Wait, there’s a T-rex? Dammit, I’ve already bought the swan! Hmmm, I’ll just buy it for when the swan inevitably dies from exposure to high desert sun. I’m so practical.

Wait, there’s a T-rex? Dammit, I’ve already bought the swan! Hmmm, I’ll just buy it for when the swan inevitably…

AND, YOU IGNORANT SOB, PLENTY OF PEOPLE DIE BECAUSE THEY CAN’T AFFORD THEIR PRESCRIPTIONS.

Cheers, sweetie!

“I was trying to explain that all hospitals are required by law to treat patients in need of emergency care regardless of their ability to pay and that the Republican plan does not change that,”

All the stars in the universe for you. I don’t understand why that movie isn’t much more well-known than it is.

Honey, you’re not alone.

Hey, he had a certain something....

I’m not even going to read all the comments before I declare proudly, Kris Kristofferson in “The Sailor Who Fell From Grace From The Sea.”God what a terrible movie, I win everything.

Congress.org

I was quite unsettled, until I found this in a simple Google search:

Work it, friend. I’m finally there. I just dropped $100 on my first wave of plants AND tipped a great bartender 100 percent today because she was awesome. I’m not rich but I’m comfortable. Baby steps.

And when I urged people to go in on a pool with me for number of press secretaries for the term, all they did was laugh.

Ah, well, that explains everything. Carry on.

Ah, must acquire. May the force be with you.

You are violating the code. Must have link.