Wow. Much math/science.

It is a disservice to sound engineers that Depp’s prompter is referred to as a sound engineer, or that a qualified sound engineer was paid to whisper Depp’s lines to him. Either way, see ya, Johnny.

Are you from this planet?

Shoot, I fast-forwarded past that because I was tired of Trump’s voice. I did, however, catch the gem of Trump explaining to Dickerson that things haven’t moved as quickly as Trump would like because the government is “very bureaucratic.”

I’ve started using “Sad!” when I disapprove of something.

Somebody call Miley, Dad escaped from the basement again.

Too much weed + too much coke + too much money = x.

I am here for your feels.

Accidental star.

I don’t understand how anyone has the energy to be a fan of Katy Perry. She is exhausting in her thirst.

Watch “God’s and Monsters”. Be prepared to spend some time wondering WTF happened to Fraiser’s career.

I hope that JLo can say “Hello” without someone thinking she has the hots for them. I like to think she said, “Well, hello there.”

Oh, are you referring to the frostbitten package of Pepperage Farms (we live in the Wild West) in my freezer that I cling to in case I have a fancy dinner party?

I am poached chicken breast.

Oooooh, so you could make giant Napoleons!

I used Everyday Minerals for years when I wore makeup. I have pale, sensitive skin and never had a problem. They have an awesome sample program and their brushes last forever.

Are you using a Furminator? That tool is a godsend for our Manx.

I clicked on this thinking, “This must be Dirtbag” I was right.

Hearting you so hard.

Hearting you so hard.

I don’t always enjoy Any Schumer’s jokes, but I do appreciate how she handles her success and the money she has. I like to think I would do the same.