I forgive you for overlooking the few episodes where Louis’s incredible knowledge of contract law as well as the fact that he wrote the firm’s bylaws saves the day.

That gif made me drop my cigarette.

When I met my husband, I was living with a man who was 12 years younger than I was. My husband is 12 years older than I am. The only reason I can see for same age-ish partners is maybe child raising for the energy required. Other than that, 98% of attraction is all about the mind. You’ll be surprised.

you too. They’re kids, man.

Hey, you’re talking about kids here.

The husband and I just saw our dermatologist for our annual check-up today. I was first, we spent 20 minutes discussing the State of the Union and I told her about the State Dept. We agreed that if our state didn’t pass a recreational marijuana law this year, that an additional qualifier needed to be added to the…

*faints with delight*

That was WONDERFUL!

And I was just going to skate with recaps...you’ve swayed me.

I loved that show. Don’t care. I love Carson Kressley and can’t get enough, so there.

Wow, thanks for the memory. That thing defined the taste of disappointment.

But you could be! I’m trying to get a pool started for how many press secretaries Trump will have in the first year. It’s bound to be a revolving door.

That’s what they told us. And don’t forget Tang. When I was a kid, I felt bad for the astronauts.

You win the internet today, my friend.

I highly recommend the Washington Post, if only for the editorial seething hatred of Trump. The only articles I haven’t seen deliciously skewering him as of yet are the food pieces. They work their disdain into everything.

You are a naughty girl. Come sit by me, I have a flask.

This is so completely against what I have always (for many years now) understood what Jezebel represents. Melania Trump is a woman who married a very rich and famous man and there is no shame in that. She has comported herself in an extremely proper manner, even while posing in what some view as a salacious manner.

Now I can sleep at night.

As do I, now I am fantasizing about giving a Civil Rights hero a hug.

I believe.the proper protocol is to hug Rep. Lewis whenever and wherever you meet him