MoGlo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

High five! I watched the trailer, hmmm, hmmmm, moody, maybe good for a winter afternoon, wait! Is that Keith Carradine?!?

Bless her heart. Wait, who is she again?

A while ago (much too lazy to Google), Reba McEntire was on WWHL and Andy Cohen asked her a bitchy question about Taytay. Her response was that of all the folks in country music, Taytay was the first to get her checkbook out. So, there’s that.

My girl cat yelled at our vet when she decided we should all go home. I always take both cats for their exams because easy, less agonized meowing, etc., and she is always examined first since she is less timid. The vet and her assistant think it’s hilarious. I called girl cat a bitch, and that made them laugh harder.

Cheers, sweetie. You’ve described it as I’ve always imagined, and good on you. Wake up (or not) in the morning and cuddle that baby, smile at your husband and put a slug of something in your coffee. You’ve earned it. Farewell and Godspeed, I’ll keep an eye out for you.

Yes! It further affirms my unexplainable crush on Seth Rogan (OMG that laugh) that he hasn’t brought in the trash.

Well, fuck.. Ivanka’s tweet means that now I have to explain fucking social media to to my husband and my parents. #Thankstrump

Here’s the thing: she wasn’t kidnapped and forced to make the movie or her loved ones would suffer a horrible fate. She read the script (hopefully) and agreed to do the movie. She got paid the amount she accepted. It was a stupid premise, but there it is. She should have shrugged and said, “Whatever” and moved on.

Mariah, you’re doing great work. Ever since last week, I have been longing to ride in a pink convertible with Kanye as he cries “Wooooo!"

I was wondering when TayTay’s influence would begin to appear. I guess it’s all real. What a fool I’ve been.

Shush, sweetie. That’s my friend you’re questioning.

Once upon a time, very very long ago, there was a radio station named KFAT out of Gilroy, CA. It was benevolently owned and crazy as hell. One day, the owner couldn’t afford to run it any more and the station went on the block. The last week those insane people were on the air will live on in infamy for all who…

I’m Very Old, and that was my first thought.

Does anyone remember ‘It’s Like, You Know...’(1999_2001) ?

After just watching Biles performance in the women’s qualifying, where an announcer marveled that she may have jumped “higher than a man”, I have a suggestion for the media: just speak about the woman’s performance without mentioning a man. So simple.

The husband and I discuss this constantly. We feel anxious when we watch women’s volleyball because we spend a lot of the time wondering how the hell those bikinis stay in place.

OK. It finally hit me what the fuck NBC is saying. They are putting these events on a one hour delay for the convenience of their female audience. Why would women need to postpone watching the events? Duh, they have to make dinner first.

Well, there you go. I can’t believe it’s been four years since I couldn’t tear myself away from whatever event that was.

Thanks, sweetie darling!