Except for men’s’ swimming. Yes, it is exciting to see who wins, but I would say 95% of the appeal is watching those boys come out of the water and adjust their suits.

One less thing to lie in bed at 6 AM wondering about, thank you!

Exactly. I’m off to listen to Whitney.

Thank you for explaining why the payment was made in cash. That question has been rolling around in my brain since this whole hoopla began. I still wonder if it was US currency or some other, more neutral, sort of currency. If you hate someone, why would you accept a settlement that could only be spent in their…

Let’s not gloss over the fact that she named her children “Rio” and Jagger”. Those poor kids.

I’m watching this right this minute. Hands down, the best thing Luann said, while bitching about “everyone” talking about Tom, “Tom, Tom, Tom! Can’t they find their own man to talk about?”

A quick check tells me what I suspected: Hollywood Medium shares NBC umbrella space with the Today Show. Matt Lauer is such a spineless twit, I don’t understand how he can look in the mirror.

My heavens......

Wait. Original Poldark? Because he was fine fine fine.

Let’s all just say it:

I’m so glad I saved this post for today!

Well, at least you were able to participate in the #1 purpose of Parrotheadedness, intoxication.

Welp, that’s a kleenex movie if I ever saw one.

A million high fives to you sister woman!

Now that you mention it, it does resemble that gym bag we made in Home Ec circa 1,000,000 B.C.

Let me enhance it for you: I’m 5'11", a fact that terrifies most young men from the get go.

One of my most cherished memories of those days gone by is being in complete misery and stopping to purchase some super strength Midol. Having completed the transaction with the adolescent male clerk, I ripped open the box and began to claw at the child-proof cap right at the checkstand without success. Finally I…

Her ring is expected to bring in 4K? Her ring she received as an engagement ring from Ted Super Duper Rich Turner? How...altruistic?

I know, right? FIW, I’m white, so that can’t be it. Maybe it’s because we like food that tastes like it was made with ingredients we can grow.