watch out for that auto up/down driver side window.

Did he time it so perfectly that he was masturbating to completion just as he drove by? Did he get any of that ejaculate on them?

9 - same thing happened to me. I had to chase him through side streets for about a mile until I caught him at a stop sign to get his plate. insurance said they couldn't determine who was at fault because he said i hit him. even though he drove away and i called he cops right away. when the officers went to his…

5, 8, 9 are also signs that you're probably poor. kick 'em while their down why don't ya.

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you are bat shit crazy.

da fuck is the point of this event?

yes. yes it does.

looks almost like a mini Phaeton in that top picture.

yes. but Tesla is asking folks to put an actual dollar value on that time savings and count it as an offset to a car payment.

extremely nutty. if someone values their time so much that they are counting not visiting the gas station once a week as real savings then I'm guessing they aren't driving at all. they have a personal assistant and a personal driver.

I'll wait for the John Varvatos edition.

It's nice but the 458 is more beautiful. Too bad they have the wrong color at the club.

may have had something to do with the 17" screen installed on the dash.

they had the new RLX on display at the mall and it actually looked pretty nice. i used to have a major hard on for Acura's that when a bit soft in recent years but i think they are turning things around. As for Honda, i think the new Accord is fantastic. Wish they would come out with a new Integra/Prelude.

i'm getting an Eli Manning vibe from him and that is most certainly not a good thing.

me too. 1986. Also, had an '89 turbo convertible. the next Saab should be a 900 hatch with similar size and proportions to the original and an msrp starting in the low 20s. I'm thinking something sort of in the class with the civic/elantra/jetta but with that unique Saab style to make it stand out.

1980s Saab 900 5-spd.

Yes. It was like redneck jersey shore. Shain was was the best dude on the show. Always just finding ways to have fun. Seemed like a nice guy.

while these are all terrible I have to say that I appreciate them all. Almost everything on this list made me chuckle. Anything that's good for a few laughs has a place in this world.