You mean that time they started a black QB on December 3, 2017 and then the coach and GM got fired on December 4, 2017? 

I have great difficulty understanding how pathetic one must be to go to a football stadium to watch the NFL Draft. This is the equivalent of people in the ‘90s camping out in front of their local Tower Records to be the first to buy the new album by, like, Everclear.

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.

Surprised that Haisley didn’t write an article claiming that Spurs’ late game winner against Brighton shouldn’t count because the goal coming so late rendered the fan experience for the first 88' of the match completely moot, so it shouldn’t count. 

Maybe some sort of Bull Durham life lesson kind of thing.

And as everyone marveled at the dogs ability noted human buzzkill and self proclaimed football expert Billy Haisley jumped in and labeled the canine’s soccer skills “pedestrian”. Soon a wave of boos rained over Billy’s every spoken word 

C’mo, if those two crazy kids can’t make it work, then what chance do the rest of us have?

“Hold my Baguette”

And now including Elon Musk’s interference:
K-Hole, not A-Hole, Helped Thai Teens Escape Hole

This happens in what you would think is a barren Kansas landscape.  Our beautiful fields of sunflowers, trampled; our beautiful Konza Prairie, littered with trash.  We don’t deserve nature and I cannot imagine the long sigh of relief from plants and animals when humans finally disappear, no matter how long it takes.

MLB

That ridiculous Ikea Kama Sutra commercial inserted into the middle of any article is going to make it impossible to take any article very seriously. That dude looks like he’s getting ready to boink his copy of the Kama Sutra and then it turns into an ad for Ikea furniture. I don’t think that actually is the…

I’m drunk and on the road (not literally just out of town) it is amazing I can even lift my iPad let alone type anything right now, and it did kind of read as a bit of a blur

Sure the Texas Stars’ defenseman shot the puck. But for that puck to go in I bet there was a second shooter.

That’s the ‘right’ way to bribe your kid into college. Even the guy who did the scam with the celebrities admitted to it

You got the opposite problem from what my parents did. If my sister and I could hide in a dog cage we’d be cloaked out as fuck and loving every minute of it

More like a cello. 

Speaking of tiger-cats and tuna fish, here’s the first-ever Calvin & Hobbes:

Losing Oberlin support seems like a spectacularly easy accomplishment.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA