I’ve always thought football referees should wear black and white striped cummerbunds.

DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY

Is it possible to OD on schadenfreude? Asking for a friend.

Ouch, you hate to see Hogg on hog crime.

The quiet religious kid with a gal back home in a WWII movie. He doesn't make it.

At this point I think it’s 50/50 that Rudy goes full on “Raiders of the Lost Ark” mode when he’s asked about this.

We’ve been on that path ever since Joe Wilson heckled Obama during the State of the Union address in 2010. 

I believe that is called Pencing.  

He should have grown some “facial hair” before the session started.

“That’s the first time he’s done that this year.”

You forgot to mention that once the WALL is built no innocent white women or police officers will ever be murdered in America again.

“C’mon Jimmy, let’s take a peek at the killing floor. Don’t let the name throw you, Jimmy, it’s not really a floor. It’s more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.”

Hey, it worked for Italian-Americans. Everyone calls them white now!

I am loathe to defend the president

Obviously, the racist costume in the top picture is going to get all the attention. But still, Dave Portnoy does deserve some credit for somehow showing up to a Halloween party as both Craig Sager and Ted Cruz.

did the ski lady win

SHITTY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO DREW?!?!?!!1!?

Normally $100, on sale today for $100!

“This is going to earn me so much respect on Reddit”

Getting close to where we can play the game soon to sweep the nation, “Deadspin Gruden or Rothko?”