Given his love of Hochuli, I can’t see Kavanaugh closing the gun show loophole anytime soon.

Is it poor etiquette to chew on a finger where the sound resembles crunching on Doritos, while another player is in the middle of his backswing?

SHE MUST PROTECT HIS HOUSE!

OMG, Bartolo posts on Kinja????

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

This will go down in Mets history as a legendary score, right up there with Darryl Strawberry procuring a 3 a.m. 8-ball in 1989 in under 10 minutes with only two phone calls.

My cousin drives a Uber and when he gives me a ride while he’s on the clock i usually just jump in the trunk cage, so Reddick is probably right about that. It's the obvious explaination.

“Did I use enough hair product? I think these new frames say, ‘intellectual, yes, but also hip,’ but do they clash with my shirt? Hey, that cute little reporter from the Sun Sentinel is checking me out, isn’t she? Oh shit! What was Jeter talking about?!”

“Its mission: to destroy strange, new worlds. To seek out white life and white civilization. To boldly go where no minority has gone before.”

Trump: “I’d rather have him inside the tent pissing on me than outside the tent pissing on me. Lots of people are saying that.”

A brief history of Americans (and proto-Americans) bemoaning new waves of immigrants besmirching the demographics of the United States:

Didn’t you know the Senate can only process a single request at a time and there is a 3-4 month turnaround time?

There’s an important election coming up. They need Democrats to come out against this plan so they can use that in their attack ads.

Pictured: Albert Burneko, Age 7

I thought this was going to be a story about LeBron and Tom Brady eating at a Greek taverna.  

They’re going to need a bigger stroller...

Front row kid is the important part. If you’re sitting in a $300 seat you don’t need anything else

Pretty sure even n words like his pizza.

Clown in space, because he obviously intentionally sneaks into the spaceship to stalk you. It’s scarier when you’re a target.