I think New York could use a 2nd professional team.

I wouldn’t put it that strongly. I do, however subscribe entirely to the rule that republicans are the party of the 1%, and Democrats the party of the 10%.

I’m pretty sure Trump isn’t going to hold someone responsible to a standard that he himself cannot meet.

well...I’m hard now.

Like many things, the UK tries to copy America and always falls slightly short - just as our skyscrapers scrape less than yours and our burgers are less delicious than America’s - our overweight, overwrought, overpromoted, blond bully just isn’t in the same league as yours.

Thanks for sharing this, I’m sure most of us would have no idea what to do if this happened to us or a family member.

YOU LIKE THAT MEDIUM OR MEDIUM RARE?!

It was only on the front page of the Hartford Courant today.

Pepe on the road to Damascus

That’s some good Mike on Mike and Mike violence right there.

Pottie died on the way back to his home planet.

the internet is leaving its tubes and manifesting in the real world

It’s that time of year again, when the portable shitters fly back north for the summer.

Damn it, Timothy. Pissing contests should end with a shake.

It kills me that I love this team as much as I do. It hurts even more that I dragged my kids into this mess as well, when the Yankees were RIGHT THERE for them to pick. My son is 10, and takes every one of these losses just as bad, if not worse, than I do. His first words off the school bus yesterday were “Did they…

helpful transcript for the preliterate caller who may not have remembered what he said, once the ayahuasca wore off:

It’s like my dad always says, [three minute voicemail of car noises and AM radio, muffled by his pocket].

/self-assured chuckling
//furious note-taking