I use “Elliott Reid- moment killer” with some frequency in my own life (usually when I’ve just ruined a moment).

I don’t know what to do about the fact that I unironically love that video.

She’s totally standing above her in a cat nightgown.

“You just got schooled by the whitest woman in America.”

The oldest form of currency lol.

Who do you think took the pic? 😀

Keep going......

Josh Groban is a nerdy, adorable puppy.

I picture her straddling Karlie and taking the pic.

What we’re all thinking:

Eh. I don’t think he would bother to hide being gay.

In 2016, in LA, for a hanger on, whose fame comes from being besties with Kim Kardashian? I’m sorry, what exactly is the pressure on this guy to be closeted?

Kourtney and Khloe barely seem to tolerate him on the show so I can buy into your theory.

That’s a very believable theory actually. I’m not a Kardashian stan by any means but seriously they could all do way better than this guy.

Nothing makes me more angry than foodies who try and dictate what other people should or should not enjoy. It’s one thing to make suggestions, to say “I’ve had this and I think you’d love it” or to say “I’ve had that here and it’s not great” but to say someone’s meal choice “CHEAPENS THE TABLE”? You fuck off man. FUCK…

I have a theory that she only stays “friends” with him because he has tons of info on her that she doesn’t want him to sell if they parted ways.

“Then I’m always like, Don’t order rock shrimp with me. It’s such a bad look on the table. It cheapens me. I’m embarrassed about it.”

Kim is way too good for him.