HEYYYY LOCO, long time, no assholery.

what about your other parents?

I emailed jezebel tips but since it doesn’t seem to be of interest, I’ll post it here.

It took too long of a scroll to get here.

Hey, friends! Join me in the Not Wrestling Over the Gendered Language section. Alexis was fantastic and great and was loved by many. Instead of being self-appointed pronoun monitors, let’s love on Alexis’ memory and realize some people will have it right and some people will have it wrong. AIDS sucks, brain tumors…

Mariah who writes Keeping Up With the Kontinuity Errors, did a recapof Rob & Chyna over at The Cut

Took my older son to see Cats 20 years ago. Between scenes, an actress forgot to turn off her mic and the entire (matinee, child-heavy) audience heard a disembodied voice say, “Does anyone have a tampon?” Before we could recover, said voice came back with, “Like, a little baby tampon?” The effort of not dissolving…

North clearly has RKF. Resting Kanye Face.

Thanks for doing your part to take them on, and for fighting housing discrimination!

As a housing discrimination attorney, I must concur. HOAs/condo boards are the worst. It’s a bunch of people who know nothing but think they know everything and want to control everyone around them. They also try to treat the community like their little fiefdom where the law doesn’t apply (except when it suits them).…

Condo boards and parent-teacher associations are where NIMBY helicopter parents and other sanctimonious meddlers go to indulge their autocratic fantasies.

I know, right? I have no idea how she knew. She was just a regular black woman in Midwest America. But my mom was all about making sure I never got too attached to a celebrity. She told me all the bad things about them.

Let’s just say the young think they invented sex.

My husband has been lovingly informed that he is forbidden ever to die.

I don’t know the context and understand approx. 0 percent of Jezebel’s in-fighting dynamics, but I’m starring this for the sheer perfection of “sealioning, gaslighting dingus.”

You two sharing your love and respect for your husbands is hitting me in the feels in the best way possible right now. It is so good to hear.

I was worried that I wasn’t being clear! I very much agree with you!

Several studies of which I approve as a boring married lady have showed that sex between partners who are comfortable and familiar with each other tends to be the most satisfying, especially for women. Kissing is extremely intimate, and can also be intensely pleasurable.

Oh it’s going on the list :D

One threesome (three uncoupled women) in my life, and it was nice, not spectacular, but a good way to pass a boring afternoon: warm room, just out of the bath, everyone smelled good and there were extra towels about, mostly lots of lazy mutual masturbation and caressing, everyone being pretty equally serviced, very…