Sure, I am stoked to see Lenny Kravitz’s dick bc I am as much of a degenerate pervert as anyone, but GD I am so distracted by how many people record every second of shows on their phones these days. It is a bittersweet blessing though...I mean, we got to see Lenny’s dick after all.

Cause he knew he was getting a truckload of taxpayer dollars for that sub-par performance.

It was surprisingly funny and charming, actually. I loved the relationship between Rose Byrne and Seth Rogen. (I can’t believe I just typed that.)

Like you wouldn’t holla ?

could be worse ;)

she’s my best friend but doesn’t know it yet

One of the most exciting things about the New Horizons Pluto fly-by last week was hearing so many giddy experts say “I don’t know!” when asked about it. It was genuinely thrilling. Hearing really smart people happily say they don’t know something is a good sign for us as a species. We ought to do more of it.

RIGHT? SHE IS SO LOVELY.

That she’s a beard?

scientology is like if mean girls and jonestown had a baby.

Seriously, good for her. It is super super hard to get out of a cult and to not only do that but then talk about it publicly is a giant fuck you. Nicely done Leah.

“I’ve been selling yogurt that makes you shit for six years,” she said.

“I’ve been selling yogurt that makes you shit for six years,” she said.

I will unconditionally believe every single word about this man. If someone writes in to say he has a fetish for German circus clowns, I will believe it. If another person writes in to say that Trump makes his employees watch Beetlejuice once a year for motivational purposes, I will believe it. If someone details the…

What’s worse is she’s comparing being accused of drugging and raping people to the backlash she received after that awful sketch she wrote for Ted Danson to wear blackface at an NAACP event where she was the honoree. She’s standing up for accused rapist because over twenty years ago, her jokes didn’t land.

I highly suspect that they worked with People on this. That would explain paps just happening to get this pics at this time, seemingly from off-shore.

Speaking as someone who has been married for 15 years and has two kids, let me just say that traveling to a beautiful vacation spot where I can stare off into space for a week sounds like fucking bliss I say, bliss!

It’s not a documentary? Well, never mind then.

For real. Take a seat, son. Watch and learn.

Did I just read that Channing motherfucking Tatum needs to get a better body? Haters gonna hate, indeed.