If someone got between me and Idris Elba I would drop a chandelier on them....if I had a chandelier

stars for your comment.

This is exciting! I am just going to sit in my room turning my lamp on and off until it airs. On and off. On and off. On and off.

While no scientific studies have clearly shown a link between vaccines and autism, I’m definitely seeing one between Scientology and anti-vaxxer lunacy.

yes.

I usually refer to cowardly behavior as “chicken-shit”

You’re giving him some serious “up-eye”. I don’t actually think that’s a thing but I’m dumbstruck with envy. Also, I love your bangs.

Because I don’t know where else to put this and felt like I would have betrayed you all for not sharing. Ladies, gentlemen...today...I went Hamm. (that’s me on the far right).

My nightmare boss gave me PTSD. Nightmares, intrusive thoughts, anxiety, depression...it took me years to get over.

THIS. The contrast between “that’s not harassment, all you have to do is unplug your computer!” and “but they’re bullying us!” is just too rich. It’s like they can’t even hear their own words.

They have all these incompetent kids working at these places. They should lower the minimum wage to 2 dollars an hour

I had an English teacher once who used to say "the guilty dog barks first." I tip my hat to him for giving me the perfect saying to encompass this situation.

I love it even more when a group’s reaction to not being made a point of makes the point poignantly.

I love it when a group’s reaction to a point you made serves to further prove your point.

He deserves to be punched in the face with a Kia.

your cat sounds fucking incredible tbh

My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.

My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…

Poor, poor hosts. Man, though: a good host is not a thing to be taken lightly. They’re a rare and precious resource.