If I were Denise I would repost that shit with only “Nothing further, Your Honor,” as commentary.

If part of your job could involve kissing, this is doesn’t seem unusual to me.

If you’re being hired to, among other things, kiss people on the mouth on camera, it seems like a reasonable question.

Does Britney Spears want boyfriend Charlie Ebersol to put a baby in her? Maaaaybe.

Did someone say tanning vouchers?

I mean why is The Rock THE MOST DELIGHTFUL HUMAN EVER.

The ceremony (and parties and events leading up to it) is the hard part. Unless you have to make a toast, the only thing you should be doing at the reception is cutting the line at the bar - not on purpose, but when you get in line as a recognizable member of the wedding party, the guests in front of you should part…

“A girl can be friends with someone with a dick and not hop on it”

Yeah, which is why I refuse to use the word. I use terms like ‘fat’ and ‘chubby’ because if Chris were a woman, those would be the words used to describe him.

Probably from this.

Just like kids in the 1920s....now where did those little deviants pick that up?

I used to do the “hands on hips,” “look how glamorous I am” poses alllll the time when I was a little kid in the early ‘90’s, and I know EXACTLY where I got it from:

“If you’re finding something sexual about little kids, you should probably get your head checked because that isn’t healthy.”

That kid is so cute it’s not fair. Her blonde hair blue eye combo is like perfection. Not only that, her suit is completely appropriate. That hand on hip pose is pure sassy-pants behavior. I bet she takes dance class or something, because that's a totally normal pose for young kids...cause it's easy. Puh-leeeaze...

“She’s adorable!” xdaniellehbinghamx wrote. “Screw the people seeing something ‘sexual’ about a 3year old. Eww. They need mental help and a hard slap in the face.”

When a man posts revenge porn, does he really think he’s making the woman look bad? Nothing advertises “I’M A FUCKING SCUMBAG DON’T TRUST ME” more than revenge porn.

Fuck this motherfucker right in his fat fucking face. Disgusting.

Thank you for having the strength to share your story.

Oh it is. I have the same response to anything that goes wrong. You spill milk? You have to die now. You don’t respond to my text in a timely manner? You have to die now. You like a movie that I don’t like? You have to die now. You have a vagina instead of a penis? You have to die now.

Not rocks sandcorns. He’s allergic to sandcorns.