I'm going to come sit next to you so some of that awesome self-esteem you've got going on might seep in through osmosis :) Good for you! And good for me for being inspired by you!

That Pumpkin Spice Martini looks like it was already on the way out of someone ...

I honestly don't care what team he plays for ... my love for Mr. Cummings is undying.

And can I have that job?

I have no time for Nicki, her ass, or her hypocrisy.

When I was about 8 or 9, I was at a family wedding where the bride got kidnapped by her old boyfriend. True story!

I have a close cousin who suffered various EDs growing up - she was a figure skater, and her mother was very strict on dieting, etc. The thought that you need food for protein, and protein for energy escaped a lot of people in the 70s. I myself have battled with my weight my whole life, but I didn't have the…

The ponytail crisis aside, I DO want to live in a world where Jeff Goldblum and Glenn Close perform jazz together. And I want to live in that room where it happens.

I honestly couldn't care less what the guy thinks ... I hate it because it is so uncomfortable for *me*. If it wasn't, I don't know that I'd care either way. But the way it is now, there's no way anyone is bringing anything - face, penis, whatever - downtown when I've got my period.

I must admit that I am SO relieved to know that I am not the only woman who has this kind of interest/hobby/obsession. I cannot stop reading about these people and their horrific acts either! And the Black Dahlia, don't get me started. When I found out we shared the same birthday, I was actually *excited*! How sick is…

Some things should be left alone. The classic film "Laura" is one of them. Please, people, at least *try* to think of something original!

That *is* a good sex shop that Ian and Nikki were at ... easy to score lots of goodies and spend large amounts of money in there. So I've heard.

I didn't see too much after the shower part. Was there more? I kinda zoned out there ...

Rick Perry = smug bastard.

Ah yes, this is true.

I'm upset that Jeff Goldblum was in Toronto this weekend and I didn't know about it.

I'm the last person who would ever consider themself a Kanye fan ... but that is one Proud Papa smile right there. Good for him!

Aside from the fact that the very mention of the name "Terry Richardson" makes me throw up in my mouth ... these photos are shit! I'm with @crittabee ... hey look like bad flash photos with a crappy point-and-shoot. Famous people, please stop encouraging this douchebag ...

Jenny McCarthy. I don't even know where to start. If you want to do right by your son, vaccinate him, get him his own personal driver and stay the fuck off the road.

I see what you did there. Bravo!