Drunk Mellie!

That's a good question. Off the top of my head, I think it would be alright if the child was old enough and capable enough (physically and mentally) to manage opening the door on their own if they have to.

As a mom ... well, as a human ... I just do not understand the concept of leaving your child in the car unattended FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER. When did that become a thing?!?

I'm not exactly sure what's going on in that purply wedding/anniversary/non-cake picture, but damn they look happy! But yeah ... cake, please!

Edited because it's not worth the argument.

Of course I know I leave a trail. It was a joke. But thanks for pointing that out, Capt Obvious.

I know the *last* thing I'd want to do is leave any sort of digital trail that would lead to my viewing habits! ;-)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again - when you all are done with him, can we have him over here in Canada? Because we could really use a national leader who looks like he feels something once in a while.

I didn't learn anything at all about it (even that it *existed*) until - through my job - we had a screening for Bruce Pittman's "Where The Spirit Lives". Every Canadian - actually, every human - should see this picture. Just horrific.

I think it's a right of every mom to dress their child to their own amusement! We must have as many things as possible to make us smile and get through the sleep deprivation!

When I was in my final year of high school (1983), I decided to use my President of the Student Council stature (for whatever weight that might have carried with it) to make a point about this very thing. I wanted to know why I couldn't wear safari shorts (in the fashion of the day, to the knee, certainly longer than…

I am no fan of Justin Beiber or his music. But he did issue an apology that actually is an apology, not a "sorry not sorry", or an "I'm sorry IF I offended anyone" type of apology. http://www.citynews.ca/2014/06/01/jus…

... because some people, like myself, get off work at 5pm and have to walk to the gym and barely get there in time for my 5:30pm boxing class. But I'm not one to complain about my smudged liner. I don't really care *what* the hell I look like at the gym.

Stop the planet. I'd like to get off now.

Stop the planet. I want to get off.

Stop the planet. I want to get off.

Stop the planet. I want to get off.

"Funny how they turned the problem with their shitty joke into an issue of her reaction to it, isn't it? Oh wait. That's not funny (much like that dumb, tired old joke)."

When I read this, I said to my husband "Just imagine if they pulled something like that on guys!" And then I quickly realized that guys would show up to school promptly, without pants, waving their junk around all proud. Fail.

I said it on gawker and I'll say it again - as a Canadian, I've been asking this question for the last 15 years ... who the hell does she think she is?