It’s obvious that we’re not dealing with criminal masterminds here.

Good

Very gracious of Zuck to refrain from mentioning that Muskrat’s mom also popped up to say her precious largeson should not fight with other boys.

It wasn’t both. Zuck was totally ready. He does BJJ and has been in and won tournaments. He was totally ready. He just finally got tired of Musk’s excuses.

Pretty much. Elon threw out the challenge and got shook when Zuck agreed. Now he’s trying to backpedal with MRIs and other nonsense because he knows he’s stepped way over his skis (much like his Twitter purchase).

This is totally like that one kid back in grade school, who would act tough and challenge the big kids and then claim the other kid didn’t show up for a fight, so they’re cowards, etc.

thats the thing they may both be assholes but one is a rather unfit looking one who doesnt exactly seem the sort to have been in many fights in his life, the other actually does train in some form of martial art and is significantly younger and fitter.

Sigh, Elon made the first mistake, you don’t talk about billionaire fight club.

This was always fucking dumb self promotion anyway. Charity or no, this already was given far more oxygen than due. 

How are we living in a universe where Mark Zuckerberg is the rational adult?

It really seems that Musk’s basic problem is that he can’t find any MMA coaches who agree with him that Musk would win easily without really trying.

Or they’re more informed than you are.

Not really. There are lots of other factors that were playing out at the same time as the virus — the launches of multiple new streaming platforms, acquisitions that grew the size of existing platforms, etc. The writer here is shocked that people supposedly didn’t watch M3GAN, but we did. I “rented” it at home during…

Color me surprised: a very good, very well marketed movie that give people something to chew on a little after seeing it, thus garanteeing abundant word of mouth, is proving successful.

I would go a step further and say they seem to do their absolute best when they take away the option to vote altogether. That’s when we really see their success rate skyrocket.

Yeah, I think the more clearly they explain their position, the more people reject it. Republicans seem to do best when they lie about their positions.

There’s only one man who’d steal for a children’s card game, in America:

And while you use “they,” everyone knows it was one specific person making the call, despite whatever lawyers he might have remaining pleading for him to honor the subpoena.

Political bias and a healthy does of brain drain at Twitter/X likely got them in this situation. I’m picturing Musk asking whatever yes-men he has left in his legal department to do this. 

This is just a reminder that Twitter didn’t ban Kanye in December for hate speech. Kanye spent several weeks doing insane racist stuff (he told Alex Jones that he loved Hitler, he claimed Elon was a half-Chinese genetic hybrid, cozied-up with Nick Fuentes and Candace Owens, and tweeted a bizarre Star of David/Swastika…