Public facing Venmo transactions do not include amounts.

In any functioning republic he never would have been seated in the first place. He’s been corrupt since before he was confirmed, but the Democrats in the Senate back then (Led by old Uncle Joe Biden no less) noticed that black voters supported Thomas for the SCOTUS. So they approved him, because they were afraid to…

Now that is some next level deflection right out of right wing conspiracist talk radio. The implication that Biden took a payoff, the “Just Asking Questions” copout, all of it.

In any functioning republic, this revelation would have caused us to all say “thank god we removed him from office three scandals ago.”

I mean, they could find dozens of million dollar checks made out to cash, endorsed by Clarence, and deposited into his savings account that said “for overturning Roe v Wade” on the memo line and you still probably couldn’t find 17 GOP Senators who would vote to remove him.

In any functioning republic, this revelation would be the end of Thomas’ tenure. But no. We’re not a functioning republic.

They only appropriate news to display on that:

How does that even work? Is it just whoever can measure the most dicks in a set time period wins?

Lol at this copium.

“I’d totally kick your ass but my mom said no.”

He started believing his own press releases. 

I think we'd make an exception for turning right onto Market if it meant we could open up a bigger carcass parade route.

I’m picturing an army of Musk fans materializing to form a giant pile and break his fall, while saying he’s a genius for finally disproving the theory of gravity.

I kinda wondered the same thing, but someone pointed out that the amount of money the Saudis are losing here is pretty much a rounding error and the upside play to basically codify Twitter as a tool to crack down on dissent (something they’d already been using it for for years) was worth it, with the downside play of…

It is truly a bizarre set of events that has occurred that makes Mark Zuckerberg the more likable of two alternatives.  He’s weird and off-putting, sure, but he’s not “the world’s most divorced man”, “the world’s tenderest billionaire”, or “someone who spends all day chasing clout from the alt-right teens.”

“The Alliance claimed its members actually receive “very few complaints” about cancellations.”

2 clicks is what I’d expect. One to cancel, and one to say “Are you sure you want to cancel?”

“We can institute authoritarian law and chance historical riots and perhaps a revolution, or, we could maybe have the cops not shoot people, but I think we’ll go with the autocracy” 

My favorite thing about Cedar Point is that you can just keep getting right back on the Gemini

meanwhile this guy is standing there reassuring the park will remain open for the Fourth of July: