Given that they left their most valuable asset rusting away outside for decades, to the point that its hull plating had rusted down to a third of its original thickness, I’m not sure I would have trusted the Museum of Science and Industry anyway.

It would be interesting to tell this to a super SJW person Prius driver.

Best poll verbiage ever.

If you charged it from empty every single day? a 2012 Leaf will still have 80% battery capacity in 2018 If it is used like most leaf so far are used? you will hit that 80% battery mark in 2022

The trick is to find one that’s already worn out (I think 8 out of 12 bars?) and still in warranty, then you get a free replacement.

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Definitely understood.

Newsflash: Jalopnik is not a traditional newspaper or news outlet. It’s a blog. As blogs go, the bar is set very low.

It’s not a generational problem. It’s an internet publishing culture problem. There’s a difference between a journalist and a blogger, and the random ass people Jalopnik and other blogs hire to write like a child rarely achieve the status of “journalist”.

Do you guys have like a proofreader or anything like that?

No, it doesn’t imply that. A “unicorn” in car terms is just something very rare, that’s all it means.

He’s come off as bitchy in just about everything I’ve ever seen him in.

I a bit confused as to whats going on with Alex? Is he normally like this? He seems so standoffish, like he got forced into doing what most enthusiasts would see as an awesome opportunity.

I love Porsches but this is tacky as hell.

As a long time Porsche owner and enthusiast let me just say this: Tacky!

Nothing like corporate worship to seal a marital union!

Getting married in a Porsche dealership would be a great idea, if I were a pretentious asshole.

I’ve seen this before:

Wouldn’t it be easier to just kick back and live off of a trust fund like DeMuro?