Best excuse for day drinking: Fishing trip.

BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!!

You should familiarize yourself with Beat Farmers. Lots and lots of hoeing:

Doesn't that start at 50? There have to be a few guys out there on tour in their late 40s...

Confirmed! 100% of all the big four are younger than me. Now somebody needs to do the same for pro golfers so I can feel better about myself.

I am at the age where it is a much shorter list to find the ones that are older than me.

I do, like you, have a hand blender (although I call it a stick blender, never an immersion blender), but mine happens to be one of these:"Hand" Blender. In blue. Best thing about it is the detachable shaft (thats what she said) for super easy clean up (again, TWSS).

Two words for you: Stick. Blender.

or even the conversation of Mass...

One of my favorite places in Oregon is on that aerial. Right on the east side of the Steens Mountains sits Mann Lake and the Alvord Desert. A great hot springs there, too. Have driven both Interstates visible several times and more of the back roads than I can count. You might consider it barren, but it has a…

Actually, most of the Federally owned land is BLM or Forest Service. National Parks make up a miniscule amount of the Federally owned acreage.

I took the full 12 weeks after my wife went back to work. It was fricking awesome! Hated my employers both times that I did it, so it was an added bonus to give them the FMLA finger. Weeks 13 through 24 are a whole lot more fun that 1-12, too.

This map is clearly dated. That one Red Sox county in the middle of Oregon is Jefferson County: home of Jacoby Ellsbury. Should be switched to Yankee black after this past offseason.

My HMO was kind enough to schedule my vasectomy for the first day of the tournament several years ago. Really was not a big deal at all. During the procedure the "tugging" sensation as the Dr. pulled on the vas so he could snip it was the worst, but I wouldn't call it pain. Sadly, no beer while watching the games…

It is pretty much the only thing that gets a 100% guaranteed recommendation from me.

I had mine done a few years ago on the Thursday that opened the tournament. I didn't even attempt to schedule it then, my HMO planned it all out. Couldn't have asked for a better recuperation.

Personally, I go to Mexican restaurants/bars for St. Patrick's day and Irish bars for Cinco de Mayo. I like to drink, just not with too many of you people.

Now you just have to add a bar to your wonderful chart for the arrest rates for members of Congress.

You are right, that was too harsh. My bad.

OK, that is complete horseshit. All of my dogs have been spayed before their first heat. Is Sarah Michelle Gellar the Jenny McCarthy of pet ownership now?