So she is the next bitch to be slapped right???

The receptionist at my firm is 23 and loves him. One day after this last Christmas a woman attorney (who is awesome) asked her what gifts she got and she said one of them was a Chris Brown t-shirt. The attorney deadpans: “Oh, what’s on it? A picture of a woman with two black eyes?”

Remember when you could BUY stuff on that show? That was the best.

I beg to differ. When you pay for it it is in fact, yours ;) ;)

I love that his hands are still a sore spot. That bit on Last Week Tonight about him sending pictures of his hands to that one journalist for years was epic.

when did she specify that the father was the problem?

huh?

...and his son will grow up with the knowledge that he was genetically engineered to live the life his father wanted for him! Not to mention help absolve his mom’s guilt over a manslaughter charge! Healthy stuff all around!!!

Yeah these people should not be making more people.

His daughters must feel so wanted and loved.

Holy shit, this is too much fuckedupedness for one story. Needs a male heir? Replacing the person she killed driving drunk? Aaaahhhh!

Only sons can carry on his family business? Is it operated by using one’s penis to type?

I don’t think it matters who Madonna made get on their knees, another pop star, or the janitor, it’s gross.

MISANDRY, AMIRITE?!?

I wonder what Cheryl Tiegs thoughts are.

They just never expected that they’d be the frog.

They are resigning because the scorpion did what the scorpion does and they are acting surprised.

I think these episodes have widened my eyes to the experience and reality of privilege more than anything else.