My question is, is Chrissy Teigen literally pushing John Legend down the row to give that girl scout a cool $100?

As much as it’s even possible for a person to die of vicarious embarrassment, I just did.

Something I have learned in my life is that there is absolutely always going to be work drama and the drama is going to make high school drama look civilized.

Is our national team truly the USA Eagles? I have never been so happy to learn sports trivia in my life. I saw the Auckland Blues in Auckland while I was studying abroad. It was amazing and it was the first time in my life I was ever anything close to being hammered.

Work is pretty much the same across the board, but I like working because I want money to pay off the last of my student loan and then I am going to save up for a vacation to some kind of all inclusive tropical resort where you can walk around the whole place with a margarita in your hand, wear flipflops in the bar (I…

i bought my first eyeshadow palette and eyeshadow brush set!! i am mostly a lipstick person so now i’m making some ~bold strokes~ when it comes to experimenting with makeup

My first day off in twelve days is tomorrow. Emily is happy to celebrate by sitting in the window and judging me.

...no one is going to mention how that boy’s idea is fcuking idiotic waste of space, while the girls came up with practical, useful appliances?

ok, I will.

The amazing aunts would be on the couch with you, wondering why Jesus from True Blood isn’t Lucifer’s partner cuz that’d haut!

I am too, and yes.

In my Ph.D. program in chemistry, they gave a “diversity fellowship” (sponsored by a large chemical company) to the straightest whitest guy in the department. He was brilliant and deserved recognition - but when the department (and sponsoring company) choose to give a member of an advantaged group a diversity…

Maybe they were just trying to give girls a realistic look at what it’s like to be a woman in a STEM field. They did a pretty good job in that regard!

My first thought was — must be a real idiot running the contest program.

They’re just upset that he’s a man of wealth and taste. He’s been around for long, long years and he’s stolen many a man’s soul and faith. I mean, he was around when Jesus Christ had his moments of doubt and pain. Didn’t you know he made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.

You’re fanning yourself because HELLFIRE!!!

I follow a program to track my macros because I work out/train a lot and I really wanted to focus on energy and performance. This means I’m eating what most people would consider a lot (i.e., I’m eating basically how many calories I burn in a day, which is usually 2200-2500). Over 2.5 months, I actually lost 2% body…

Don’t do it! I worked in an office once where everyone got obsessive about ‘clean’ eating, to the point where they would cite stats on how bad that sushi I had for lunch was. They made their own granola and passed it around and if you didn’t praise it to the high heavens you were side eyed to hell and back again (for…

RIGHT? Every time I see it I’m like “well fuck your Oprah and your billions and servants and chefs all of which get you bread all the time. Now it’s fucking midnight and I want some damn bread!”

In general, people are awfully quick to dismiss women's claims of being raped in the standard sense. That's why rapes are under-reported to authorities. That's why it's so hard for many women to even admit to themselves that they've been raped. They know that there is a good chance that by bringing a rape accusation,…