Omg, this. I started about three months ago in medical research, as administration, at a large govt agency. We are rife with MD, MPH, PhDs and no one has ever said anything like that.

The actual fuck!? This little asshole claims to be a researcher? I *just* started a job in medical research administration for a large government agency. Studies take *years*! And lots of people! And patients! And millions of dollars. (Okay, maybe not for a meta-analysis.) But this dude claims multiple studies? He…

SWEET BABY JEEBUS, YES!

Uh, I almost killed myself trying to do  “penny drop” in 4th or 5th grade.  Ouch.

French fries are great, I’ll cut you for any form of potato. Different strokes and all!

I have two full length sequined gowns, and they are surprisingly comfortable!  Like this:  https://poshmark.com/listing/Adrianna-Papell-Short-Sleeve-Sequined-Gown-Size-2-5a9afeb0f2987c8caa0850b6?utm_source=gdm&ad_partner=google&l_con=PREOWNED%2FUSED&utm_source=gdm&gdm_bottom=false&campaign_id=1077655163&utm_campaign=10…

Oh. Mah. Gawd.

This, this, this. I was in the flood in Grand Forks ND in 1997. My basement garage was under water (my car was out of there, thankfully.) I slept on the floor of a colleagues house for a weeks, then in a motel room, where you had to have bottled water for drinking, teeth brushing, etc. the downtown near my apt was…

I have not been in a fire situation, but I was in the damn flood in Grand Forks ND in 1997.  Natural disasters are utterly awful.  And fuck these photoshopped jackasses.

Aw. You’re the BEST! You deserve it.

I’m glad you got a better therapist! I just don’t understand people in the “healing” professions that completely ignore that their patients/clients are balancing a million things in their lives. It’s completely unhelpful!

You know, I haven’t thought about for a long time, but way back in 6th grade/age 11 or 12 I got sick and school and threw up, and quit eating for a quite a while after that. I was given a million tests and even hospitalized, and had intense therapy.  It was rough.  I have texture issues with food sometimes, but I’m…

Exactly. And, I know that some people really have to fight to become mothers and there are amazing moms around the world, but can we just stop with holding Melania the complicit up as approaching holy because she popped out a spawn of Orange Satan? FFS.

Here is where my potential use disorder for lash extensions manifests:  they glue them to the lash, so there is no reason this affects the lash growth.  It doesn't touch the skin.  Anyway, just bury me with my lash extensions!

I am also in the blonde eyelash camp, which is ridiculous because my hair is dark. I used to tint, but I have been doing eyelash extensions since last Thanksgiving and I love them. I would like to do “higher end” silk ones someday, but the synthetic ones are doing okay for now. I budget for it, they are kind of a…

I’m so glad you made it through with your feline guides.  Hugs, and thanks for making me feel happy that you're okay.

A bit.  Mine are in the cheaper end.  But I really like them, so much, that I budget for them.

...bi-weekly lash extension appointments auto-booked into their calendars.