I told my boss she could slap my face if I ever used Comic Sans.

Oh, I am married, but getting divorced. There will be pay. Don't know if I'll ever want that job again!

I am an admin assistant that morphed into a personal assistant when my boss was hurt, so I was a furniture moving (long story), cat sitting, grocery buying full-fledged personal assistant. So, how do I morph these skills into a gig with someone like Bowie, because, awesome. Except I really like my current job, just…

I think he died in Manhattan, so practical?

That was my thought, too.

The son is 44 years old.

I read the linked article, he’s 44.

What a class act. And thoughtful.

I am laughing so hard right now. Thanks!

Completely understand your well intentioned concern. However, I will not ever, ever entertain that this sweet kitty was placed in harms way for this film. Because that would destroy me. Seriously. This has been such a bad few months, I cannot, even. Keanu is eating albacore on a silk pillow.

I KNOW, RIGHT!? HOW AWESOME IS THIS!? SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Argh. I’m so sorry! Google (or country equivalent) the film “ Keanu” — coming out April 29 in the US. I want to spread the joy and wonder of “Keanu” not frustration and sadness!

Aw, wtf? I saw this as a 14 year old. Can we please stop wrecking things?

Thank you. Boy is not so bright, but he is happy. The only change I see is him wanting to sit on me more, but my beautiful girl had priority of lap sitting the last few months. I am going to keep him on the prescription kidney food, dry and wet, because he is thriving — they are litter mates, they were born 3-8-00.…

I applied for a scholarship to the YMCA. I’m really broke but I need to start taking care of myself again. I hope I can get some help, because even excercising once a week or twice a week is good for me, and I might meet some new friends.

I need to share this, because it is brilliant. I give you the trailer for “Keanu”:

Tito’s vodka martinis. I *finally* got my first full alimony payment. Mr. walked in November after 17 years of marriage and almost 20 together. He won’t talk to me. Seemed appropriate to get wee bit schnockered tonight with the money. Just me and the boy cat here. My girl cat died just over a week ago :( CRF. But I…

There are legit diabetic “sensing” dogs — dang it, I know that’s not the right term, but they sense diabetics going low blood sugar. I just saw one at the airport yesterday, with its vest. I have read about them many times. So many dogs can help people in so many ways. I’ve just decide to try to roll with anyone that…

I'm so sorry. That is reprehensible, wrong, evil and not right. Goddammit, people just suck.

My two Corinthians are the best! They're yuuuuuuuggggeee.